mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have patented the lie. You lot owe me a hell of a lot of money. Then I'm off to Parliament...

Well I patented fiction, so you all owe me money

You can walk across quicksand as long as you show no fear. Quicksand can smell fear. Oh, and whistling won't help, it just annoys it.

I patented patenting. Cough up, lads.

I had prior art to defeat Tuj's patent, but someone had already patented the research of prior art and they want me to pay an exorbitant licence fee.