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nuuuuuh sp= sellotape *goes to bed*

Just because it's just before three in the morning is not a valid excuse for going to bed - regardless as to what may have occurred within the last twenty four hours.

"Nuuuuuh" is the highest possible scoring word in the Turkish version of Scrabble, with a total of 540.5 points, but it's only possible to play it once every 10 years, dependent on the phases of the moon.

EIEIO is the highest possible score on Farmer Scrabble. And it only works if you use the Agriculture dictionary.

The color red is in fact indistinguishable from the scent of grass to an antelope.

I participate in this game every minute of every hour of every day ... I apologise for being so ubiquitous.

What King Herod needed was some weapons of Messiah distruction.

I finally got the orange juice in Sainsbury's to sing the Marseilleise at me this morning, and I was only escorted out of the shop once.

< / l i e > [Kim] Was that a lie? < l i e>
Tinsel can support the weight of an adult human dangling out of a window from it 3 storeys up. I know, I've tried it.

After a great deal of pain and healing I still love her and would like to see it he possibility exists for a reconciliation ,however Im very skeptical and quite clearly anxiouse ....never the less i am drwan to the possibility desoiteb the horrible errors that were committed

I heartly agree. As I always do. (With Elves).

I am wide awake and not at all confused.