"Nuuuuuh" is the highest possible scoring word in the Turkish version of Scrabble, with a total of 540.5 points, but it's only possible to play it once every 10 years, dependent on the phases of the moon.

EIEIO is the highest possible score on Farmer Scrabble. And it only works if you use the Agriculture dictionary.

The color red is in fact indistinguishable from the scent of grass to an antelope.

I participate in this game every minute of every hour of every day ... I apologise for being so ubiquitous.

What King Herod needed was some weapons of Messiah distruction.

I finally got the orange juice in Sainsbury's to sing the Marseilleise at me this morning, and I was only escorted out of the shop once.

< / l i e > [Kim] Was that a lie? < l i e>
Tinsel can support the weight of an adult human dangling out of a window from it 3 storeys up. I know, I've tried it.