Misters Sneeze, Clever, Slow, Grumble, Happy, Silly and Lazy have signed up as cast for Snow White and the Seven Mr. Men but they're still looking for a lead actress. Rumours are that Britney Spears is looking for a challenging role.

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Mr Small is Emperor of the Scilly Isles

I used to be a photographer but then I snapped.

I started work as Father Christmas after they gave me the sack.

I was going to become a member of a carpentry club, but I decided not to join.

</lie>[Dunx re: Reservoir Mister Men] That is a truly astonishing idea -- I may be forced to steal it from you.

<lie>The best teacups are made from terrier skulls. Anteater skulls are used for teapots.

</lie>[Riff] By all means; I wasn't using it anyway.<lie>

[Dunx/Riff] I was.