I never got where Pretty Little Miss Polly fitted into it, though.

Misters Sneeze, Clever, Slow, Grumble, Happy, Silly and Lazy have signed up as cast for Snow White and the Seven Mr. Men but they're still looking for a lead actress. Rumours are that Britney Spears is looking for a challenging role.

s/role/roll/.

Mr Small is Emperor of the Scilly Isles

I used to be a photographer but then I snapped.

I started work as Father Christmas after they gave me the sack.

I was going to become a member of a carpentry club, but I decided not to join.

</lie>[Dunx re: Reservoir Mister Men] That is a truly astonishing idea -- I may be forced to steal it from you.

<lie>The best teacups are made from terrier skulls. Anteater skulls are used for teapots.

</lie>[Riff] By all means; I wasn't using it anyway.<lie>

[Dunx/Riff] I was.

The least known Roger Hargreaves character is Mr Fart.

George Bush is a failed Mr Man.

[AP] He couldn't spell it.