Misters Sneeze, Clever, Slow, Grumble, Happy, Silly and Lazy have signed up as cast for Snow White and the Seven Mr. Men but they're still looking for a lead actress. Rumours are that Britney Spears is looking for a challenging role.

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Mr Small is Emperor of the Scilly Isles

I used to be a photographer but then I snapped.

I started work as Father Christmas after they gave me the sack.

I was going to become a member of a carpentry club, but I decided not to join.

</lie>[Dunx re: Reservoir Mister Men] That is a truly astonishing idea -- I may be forced to steal it from you.

<lie>The best teacups are made from terrier skulls. Anteater skulls are used for teapots.

</lie>[Riff] By all means; I wasn't using it anyway.<lie>

[Dunx/Riff] I was.

The least known Roger Hargreaves character is Mr Fart.

George Bush is a failed Mr Man.

[AP] He couldn't spell it.

< / l i e > George Bush was recently beaten in an intelligence test by a monkey.
< l i e>Hargreaves has recently had to fight to get a controversial contemporary new book published called Little Mr Miss - the publishers felt it was a little too much information for children, and bought Madonna's book instead.

Each morning I am rudely awakened by the frantic Boom tish, Boom tish of our local one man band being chased up the street by the neighbours dog

I used to be a one man band but I split up after my legs decided on a solo career.

Why are my bed springs so rusty?

I used to work in an optitians but I got thrown out for making a spectacle of myself.

[bl] I didn't completely lose it on reading your last.

[Wol] Very dull image isn't it?
Once I dreamt I was a butterfly, then I awoke and now I don't know if I'm a man who dreamt he was a butterfly, or if there's a natural reason for me to be fluttering about in midair like this.