I used to be a member of a union, but I traded my membership for a Skoda and the daughter of a Finnish diplomat.

Roger Hargreaves has recently published his first Gothic horror novel, Doctor Jekyll and Mr Uppity.

I see they made a film of The Talented Mr Mischief.

Mr Daydream is now running ITV.

Reality is a figment of your imagination, and I have no imagination at all,or so Miss Wilson used to tell me?

Colours are just a pigment of your imagination.

They also made Mr Strong goes to Washington

Driving Miss Tickle is widely credited with being the inspiration behind JG Ballard's Crash. Both films feature a large number of RTAs; in the former because Miss Tickle can't stop tickling her chauffeur. JG Ballard develops an altogether more adult theme for his short novel.

In Mr Topsy-Turvey the Mr men and little Miss Characters sing a collection of songs by Gilbert O'Sullivan.

They call me Mr Bump was the first blaxploitation movie to star Michael Crawford.

Reservoir Mister Men featured the now-famous scene where Mr Tickle tickles the ear off his prisoner.

I see that Tom Cruise is set to take on the title role of Mr Impossible.

[BtD] Three Little Misses from school is one of the better known ones, although they looked rather odd in traditional Japanese dress, on account of their having no necks.

I never got where Pretty Little Miss Polly fitted into it, though.

Misters Sneeze, Clever, Slow, Grumble, Happy, Silly and Lazy have signed up as cast for Snow White and the Seven Mr. Men but they're still looking for a lead actress. Rumours are that Britney Spears is looking for a challenging role.

s/role/roll/.

Mr Small is Emperor of the Scilly Isles

I used to be a photographer but then I snapped.

I started work as Father Christmas after they gave me the sack.

I was going to become a member of a carpentry club, but I decided not to join.

</lie>[Dunx re: Reservoir Mister Men] That is a truly astonishing idea -- I may be forced to steal it from you.

<lie>The best teacups are made from terrier skulls. Anteater skulls are used for teapots.