He's been merged with the National Elf Service

Santa is thinking of relocating the operation. It seems that the business world is changing and he needs to have a presence in several different countries. The elves have threatened to strike, believing that it's just a plot to keep them from forming a union.

I take all my grievances to a trade onion. It helps me cry and get over them.

I used to be a member of a union, but I traded my membership for a Skoda and the daughter of a Finnish diplomat.

Roger Hargreaves has recently published his first Gothic horror novel, Doctor Jekyll and Mr Uppity.

I see they made a film of The Talented Mr Mischief.

Mr Daydream is now running ITV.

Reality is a figment of your imagination, and I have no imagination at all,or so Miss Wilson used to tell me?

Colours are just a pigment of your imagination.

They also made Mr Strong goes to Washington

Driving Miss Tickle is widely credited with being the inspiration behind JG Ballard's Crash. Both films feature a large number of RTAs; in the former because Miss Tickle can't stop tickling her chauffeur. JG Ballard develops an altogether more adult theme for his short novel.

In Mr Topsy-Turvey the Mr men and little Miss Characters sing a collection of songs by Gilbert O'Sullivan.

They call me Mr Bump was the first blaxploitation movie to star Michael Crawford.

Reservoir Mister Men featured the now-famous scene where Mr Tickle tickles the ear off his prisoner.

I see that Tom Cruise is set to take on the title role of Mr Impossible.

[BtD] Three Little Misses from school is one of the better known ones, although they looked rather odd in traditional Japanese dress, on account of their having no necks.

I never got where Pretty Little Miss Polly fitted into it, though.