Red sky at night, saves nine. Red sky in morning, get out of the kitchen.

Many hands in the bush - shepherd's delight.

No innuendos can be made about Wol's last remark concerning any of the current world leaders.

Out of shame for one of its namesakes, the town of Blairsville, Pennsylvania will now be known as "Howardsville".

Chocolate makes an excellent draft excluder.

Flourescent lightbulbs are filled with fairies. Electrocution causes them to light up.

Actually, electricity is caused by tiny hamsters running very very fast. Fuses therefore consist of tiny bridges - if too many hamsters try to cross the bridge at any one time, the bridge breaks and no current flows.