Catnip was invented by time travelling mice in the year 3416 and was inserted into the timeline as a practical joke on their archrivals the cats. Unfortunately the joke backfired when lack of evolutionary pressure from the stoned cats no longer chasing mice meant that mice never developed opposable thumbs or intelligence.

There are in fact three sides to every story, but no one listens after the first two.

[Dunx] I told you there were four!

Every bird in the hand has a silver lining.

You ain't seen me, right!

The Greek island of Poros is still officially at war with Atlantis.

The Korean war is over, offically.

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

I got rhythm, I got music, I got my man - who could ask for anything more?

Red sky at night, saves nine. Red sky in morning, get out of the kitchen.

Many hands in the bush - shepherd's delight.

No innuendos can be made about Wol's last remark concerning any of the current world leaders.

Out of shame for one of its namesakes, the town of Blairsville, Pennsylvania will now be known as "Howardsville".

Chocolate makes an excellent draft excluder.

Flourescent lightbulbs are filled with fairies. Electrocution causes them to light up.

Actually, electricity is caused by tiny hamsters running very very fast. Fuses therefore consist of tiny bridges - if too many hamsters try to cross the bridge at any one time, the bridge breaks and no current flows.

I am much enjoying my carbonated pork drink as I read this game.