The Parkway East in Pittsburgh, much like the M25, is a marvel of modern transportation and drivers should slow down to 15MPH to sufficiently take in its beauty and efficiency.

Americans understand the metric system really. They're just having us on.

Everyone over 75 in the UK really understands decimal currency, and the Europeans invented the single currency in the hope that it would eventually reach Britain and confuse all the pensioners.

Euros do not look suspiciously like francs used to.

I thought I saw a Polecat the other day, but when I asked, he said he was from Russia.

It is not at all suspicious that there is only one chain of shops in Britain still selling chocolate coins depicting our own currency.

I put Humpty Dumpty together again.

I treated Jack for concussion.

I pushed both of them.

I used to work at the pharmacy where Little Boy Blue bought his narcolepsy medication.

I was the cartographer for the Grand Old Duke of !York's Third Light Artillery.

I participated in a raid that released Mrs. Peter Peter from the pumpkin shell.

Jack Horner ruined all my pies!

[ZK] That wasn't his thumb.

I have no idea to what you may be referring.

From personal experience, Mary Mary was quite amenable.

If Little Bo Peep leaves her sheep alone, they will come home, wagging their tales behind them, and will not be savaged by dogs or rounded up by government officials.