We will all go together when we go, every Hottentot and every Eskimo.

Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie, as we dance to the Masochism Tango. [Is this actually going anywhere?]

Yes

To our respective Valhallas?

The wild west is where I wanna be.

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I do not get annoyed by my mobile phone causing interference on my computer and then not giving me a text message.

Nor do we at last have a senator who can really sing and dance.

It is possible to say the phrase "working from home" without sounding like there are heavy quotation marks around it.

It is possible to say the phrase "working from home" without sounding like there are heavy quotation marks around the word "working".

I'm "working" from home today.

I'm "working" in my office today.

I'm "working" in "Woking" today.

I'm woking in the lost consonants room today.

I work all the time. I do not "work" all the time.

I do not "work" all of the time. Sometimes, I "rest".

Bob the dog is a bizarre game played at Halloween. All you need is a barrel of water and three Pugs.

Party Wimple is the ultimate knitted tube that fits over your head, and is guaranteed to give your soirées a sprinkling of ultra-modernity. It will keep your guests entertained and yet is also great for kitchen chores - no loose ends to dangle in the washing up.

Somewhere in Edinburgh is a gang of "Legitimate Businessmen" plotting slow and stealthy infiltration of the British Royal Family. They are armed only with wit, cunning and copious amounts of peanut butter. Could this be another case for undercover agent, Ignatius, Super-Weevil?