I snagged a job with a 'bus company once - I even took their various I.Q. test over a few months - but when I gave them my report they said I queued too much. OK, I'm half tickled ...

Like Dr Q+ I worked for a company which produces a generic Viagra^TM product, but it was just too hard.

I once was a fill-in worker at a company that manufactured pails but left when the owner kicked the bucket.

I joined the professional chess tour...to meet women, of course. I quit after failing to find a mate.

Afterwards, I joined the professional poker tour. Let's just say I folded after pulling the Queen of Clubs.

Later on, I was consultant to the dairy industry. However, most of my clientele dropped off after one of the Big Cheeses said I was milking them for everything they were worth....

I used to work in a mirror manufacturors, but they said my appearance reflected badly on the company.