mc5 - ... so help me God.

I once owned a shoe store. Since I couldn't really give myself the boot, I decided it'd be best if I just soled out.

I had a job installing traffic calming measures but eventually I got the hump.

I had a job on a wind farm but I blew it.

I used to be in charge of the hairdryers at the local salon, but I sucked.

I was Jonny Wilkinson's stunt double, but when I got injured my dreams were kicked into touch.

I so have not run out of puns for this game.

I worked for a while in a chemist's shop, but they dispensed with my services.

I spent a little time as a jobbing artist, until I drew my last pay packet.

I bought a veterinarian practice, but closed it down when I found I'd been sold a pup.

Moving on I became an orchardist, but that turned out to be a lemon.

Later, I tried cleaning toilets, but I didn't have the proper skills - the other staff pissed all over me.