mc5 - ... so help me God.

I had a job on a wind farm but I blew it.

I used to be in charge of the hairdryers at the local salon, but I sucked.

I was Jonny Wilkinson's stunt double, but when I got injured my dreams were kicked into touch.

I so have not run out of puns for this game.

I worked for a while in a chemist's shop, but they dispensed with my services.