mc5 - ... so help me God.

I thought I would do well in the undertaking business, but I was passed over for promotion.

I once owned a shoe store. Since I couldn't really give myself the boot, I decided it'd be best if I just soled out.

I had a job installing traffic calming measures but eventually I got the hump.

I had a job on a wind farm but I blew it.

I used to be in charge of the hairdryers at the local salon, but I sucked.