mc5 - ... so help me God.

Tina

My boyfriend ran into some trouble with the law and took a job on a sheep farm. He finally left because he didn't want them to know he was on the lam.

Tina

Then he worked bottling apertifs, but was terminated for excessive absinthe.

Kim

I used to work as a flaggelator, necrophiliac and bestialist, until I realised I was just flogging a dead horse.

Kim

I then became an army bandsman, but they let me go because (they said) I was marching to the beat of a different drum.

Kim

I also tried being a tyre salesman, but now I'm on the skids.