mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was a weather forecaster for a while, but left under a cloud.

I used to be really good at this game before we started discussing our career history.

I used to be a display waterskier, but they cut me loose.

When I realised my job on an old-fashioned railway wasn't for me, I left under my own steam.

I tried dairy farming for a while, but after a drought, I left for greener pastures.

I also tried being an attendant on the QE2, but I missed the boat.

I switched then to selling face make up, but the work was so stressful, I took a powder.