mc5 - ... so help me God.

I had an affair when working at a quiche factory, but it was just a pash in the flan.

I used to work for Governor Gray Davis...then I was terminated.

I wrote some obscene lyrics about backsides for Eminmem. He had me arrested. It was a bum rap.

I used to work in panto, but I couldn't tell my 'aahs' from my old 'boos'

I used to work for Bostik but I couldn't stick it.

I was briefly a shepherd, but I chose to make a career ewe-turn.

This thread shouldn't have been a game unto itself.