mc5 - ... so help me God.

I quickly moved to flogging fridge magnets, but it wasn't really my field.

From there it was to electrical componentry, but customer resistance was high and, anyway, I found I just didn't have the necessary capacity.

Dujon

After that (and this was a buzz) I became an apiarist, but had to resign when I found I had hives.

Dujon

I got a mariners' ticket and a job as first mate, but that foundered when one of my seamen rocked the boat.

Dujon

At one stage I worked for an pest exterminator, but I got the flick, man. Aussie's only will get that - unless a certain company operates in the U.K. and N.Am. regions.

Dujon

I also had a job as a circus clown, but had to leave in rather 'funny' circumstances.

Dujon

Sorry, I forgot: I used to have a catering job with Virgin Airlines ... I was grounded when I didn't serve the cherries. ... coat ...

Angus Prune

I used to be a gynaecologist, but I couldn't stand all the fannying about, so I left to go into dermatology. Looking back, it was a little rash...

snorgle

I tried being a proctologist, but I arsed around one day, and as for my prospects, well, I rectum.

Boolbar

I tried unblocking toilets with fireworks. It worked the first time, but turned out to be just a flash in the pan.

Boolbar

I had an affair when working at a quiche factory, but it was just a pash in the flan.

DrQu+xum

I used to work for Governor Gray Davis...then I was terminated.

Fat German

I wrote some obscene lyrics about backsides for Eminmem. He had me arrested. It was a bum rap.