mc5 - ... so help me God.

I also had a job as a circus clown, but had to leave in rather 'funny' circumstances.

Sorry, I forgot: I used to have a catering job with Virgin Airlines ... I was grounded when I didn't serve the cherries. ... coat ...

I used to be a gynaecologist, but I couldn't stand all the fannying about, so I left to go into dermatology. Looking back, it was a little rash...

I tried being a proctologist, but I arsed around one day, and as for my prospects, well, I rectum.

I tried unblocking toilets with fireworks. It worked the first time, but turned out to be just a flash in the pan.