mc5 - ... so help me God.

I got a mariners' ticket and a job as first mate, but that foundered when one of my seamen rocked the boat.

At one stage I worked for an pest exterminator, but I got the flick, man. Aussie's only will get that - unless a certain company operates in the U.K. and N.Am. regions.

Dujon

I also had a job as a circus clown, but had to leave in rather 'funny' circumstances.

Dujon

Sorry, I forgot: I used to have a catering job with Virgin Airlines ... I was grounded when I didn't serve the cherries. ... coat ...

Angus Prune

I used to be a gynaecologist, but I couldn't stand all the fannying about, so I left to go into dermatology. Looking back, it was a little rash...