[Dujon] Did they tell you to puck off?
My last effort at holding down a job was as an assistant to an optician. It was going OK, but then I was framed.

[Dunx] No, but my old colleagues didn't half give me some stick!
After that I tried being an electrical salesman. That only lasted until the company found I didn't have the proper connections.

I quickly moved to flogging fridge magnets, but it wasn't really my field.

From there it was to electrical componentry, but customer resistance was high and, anyway, I found I just didn't have the necessary capacity.

After that (and this was a buzz) I became an apiarist, but had to resign when I found I had hives.