mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was almost given the lead part in Castaway, but they said that I was washed up. I mistook this for an insult and turned it down.

i uused too bee a prove reeder.

I used to be a dermatologist, but I got itchy feet

I'm a national tree surgeon. I have branches everywhere.

I loved my job in the neon light factory. It was a gas!

I used to work at a funeral palour until I was sacked for being late.

I used to pluck ducks but the job got me down.