Myself, I've been training in the medical field. For a while I worked as an opthamologist's assistant, but we just didn't see eye-to-eye. I tried to switch to cardiology, but my heart just wasn't in it. Then, I thought maybe I could fake it as an X-ray technician, but the supervisor saw right through me. The only job left was in proctology, and obviously, it's a real pain in the arse.

I made cuddly toys for a little while, but I stuffed it up.

I used to work in a chemist before they dispensed with my services.

A year ago I couldn't spell educated. Now I are it.

I used to shear sheep, but then I was fleeced.

I used to survey cul-de-sacs until I realised it was a dead end job.

I used to work in a pyschological testing laboratory, but I wanted to get out of the rat race.