mc5 - ... so help me God.

Dujon

I took up a job with a bra manufacturer but they went bust.

Riff

I tried to get work as a network security analyst, but I just couldn't hack it.

Riff

After that, I considered a job at Planters, but they make you work for peanuts.

Riff

[DrQ] "made redundant" -- brilliant!

Bob the dog

I lost my job in meat refrigeration after the company I worked for relocated to the West Midlands and I was sent to Coventry and given the cold shoulder.

Dujon

I was once a barker but I left of my own free will - it's a dog of a job.

Tina

I too worked under the big top, but it was a three ring circus.

Angus Prune

I used to work for a removal firm, but I just felt boxed in.

Angus Prune

I went on to be a chef, but they caught me cooking the books

Angus Prune

So I moved on to take a couple of jobs in the circus, but I just couldn't keep juggling them all.

Angus Prune

I then took up sports - tennis, basketball, squash etc, - but it was just too many balls in the air.

Dunx

I tried working as a dream analyst, but it was just a nightmare.

Angus Prune

I took up interior decorating, but I got plastered