mc5 - ... so help me God.

Tina

I worked bottling natural water, but lost my job in the spring.

DrQu+xum

[Tina] But did you really knead the dough?

Tina

I lost my job as a medium when I went through a bad spell.

Boolbar

I used to drill for oil, but it got too boring.

Boolbar

Then I became a spy, but the work bugged me.

Boolbar

I also looked after a herd of deer, but the job paid badly. I didn't have two bucks to rub together.

DrQu+xum

[Boolbar] I'm sure the bucks wouldn't have appreciated being rubbed together either....
I used to be the gasman for a local stock car team, but that was the pits.

Bob the dog

When I was in kennels, the company went broke and had to call in the retrievers.

DrQu+xum

I auditioned for the starring role in a documentary on a American quarterback-turned-politician, but I was rejected because of my un-Kemp appearence.