mc5 - ... so help me God.

I studied to be an airline pilot, but my career never got off the ground.

I was involved in cloning research...then I was made redundant.

I worked in a clearing house for dud cheques until I resigned.

I had a job making cannons for tanks until I was discharged.

I quit my job at Mountaineer Race Track & Casino ... too much Wheeling and dealing.

I used to make sausage...then one day I was sent packing.

I was a pool hustler until I was blackballed.

I was a fence-builder until I was shown the gate.

I used to be a mountain climber, but I quit in a fit of peak.

I used to be a human cannonball, but they wouldn't fire me, so I lost my job. :)

I used to be a zooological keeper, but there were claws in my contract that led to my release.