mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was going to be a historian, but realised that there was no future in it.

I used to work in the Evian factory, but I lost my bottle.

Last summer I took up skydiving, but I didn't make it through the fall.

Then I took some courses to be a mortgage broker, but after a while I lost interest.

I used to be a gastroenterologist, but I just couldn't stomach

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I used to be a bacteriologist, but I couldn't take the strain.

I, too, had a banking job for a short time, but the manager said I lacked principle.

I was a vascular surgeon, but wanted to try something in a different vein.