mc5 - ... so help me God.

Tina

I once danced with Keanu Reeves, but kept falling on the ground when he would do the dip. He seemed to hover above the ground and I could not keep up with him.

Dujon

I love modern dancing - one doesn't have to snuggle up to one's partner.

Projoy

While sleeping I rise to a height of five hundred feet above sea level and slowly rotate above either Lincolnshire or Norfolk.

Boolbar

I have just given up being the centre of gravity. The job sucked.

Bob the dog

I have just lost my job as a pornstar. It was a blow.

Huxley

I have just given up being the rear spoiler on the McLaren F1 car... what a drag.

Angus Prune

I have just given up stalking. A better job follows.

Wol

I've just decided to drive my car off the road. It was a career choice.

Riff

I used to work at a potato-packing plant, but I got the sack.

Bob the dog

An Amazonian tribe has just recruited me. I was head hunted.

Bob the dog

Still it is better than the job I had as a experimental patient for trainee proctologists. That was a pain in the arse.

barbacoa

I hate being a lion trainer, it bites.

Zooological Keeper

I used to like being Emperor of Rome, until I got stabbed in the back.