mc5 - ... so help me God.

While sleeping I rise to a height of five hundred feet above sea level and slowly rotate above either Lincolnshire or Norfolk.

I have just given up being the centre of gravity. The job sucked.

I have just lost my job as a pornstar. It was a blow.

I have just given up being the rear spoiler on the McLaren F1 car... what a drag.

I have just given up stalking. A better job follows.

I've just decided to drive my car off the road. It was a career choice.

I used to work at a potato-packing plant, but I got the sack.