mc5 - ... so help me God.

Purple is the new purple.

Methane is so named in honour of the Laird of Meith, after the swamp gas in that region pledged eternal loyalty to his line for services rendered.

The Heiroglyphs on the walls of Tutankhamun's tomb read 'Danger, Low Ceiling'

I am the very model of a modern major-general.

I was once considered a model of a passe major general. It was in all the papers.

I am a mole and I live in a hole.

The contents of one's gutter, when left to ferment for up to a year, make an excellent hair-restorer.

Hairbrushes, if left uncleaned, eventually develop into hedgehogs.

As a mark of respect to Mr.Milligan all hedgehogs are called Spike.

The Old English Sheepdog evolved from a prehistoric mop.

A wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches