mc5 - ... so help me God.

Dandruff has a wicked temper; any accusations of not being able to hold its drink will really get its dander up.

Purple is the new purple.

Methane is so named in honour of the Laird of Meith, after the swamp gas in that region pledged eternal loyalty to his line for services rendered.

The Heiroglyphs on the walls of Tutankhamun's tomb read 'Danger, Low Ceiling'

I am the very model of a modern major-general.

I was once considered a model of a passe major general. It was in all the papers.

I am a mole and I live in a hole.