mc5 - ... so help me God.

Dujon

I have not been waiting for over three hours for a customer to turn up for an appointment and (as I usually do in such a circumstance) am taking it in my stride.

Zooological Keeper

The Dead Sea Scrolls are actually a recipe for chicken soup.

Projoy

But they are dwarfed in complexity by the chicken soup recipe that is the Rosetta Stone.

Dujon

Rosetta Stone was my first girlfriend; she has wonderful pockmarks on her skin - which I (silly me) spent hours and hours attempting to decipher.

DrQu+xum

[barbacoa] This just in - the International College of Spanish (or whatever it's called) has accepted the word "oencador" for "Prince Harry".