All my cockroaches lay eggs. Still, it doesn't worry me as I have no particular phobias when it comes to things with multiple pairs of legs.

Two dozen pheasants' eggs are sufficient to fill a rugby ball and also provide the correct consistency for a decent game.

"I HATE EGGS" is the current slogan of the vegetarian I.V.F. association.

I.V.F. is reserved only for frigid women. ... err, nothing personal to anyone here.

I.V.F. drugs are becoming alarmingly popular on the dance scene. Police have released a statement that they which to crack down on eggstasy.

<:/lie>:Sorry, that was somewhat distasteful. Please forgive me.<lie>

I had an idea for something to write here, but I forgot what it was.

Everything tastes better the second time you drink it.

The little green men just want their ball back.

The spanish language does not have equivalent words for razor, snow, barbecue, pritt stick, bidet, Prince Harry, hedgehog, Indiana, marshmallow, rhinoplasty, trout, Putney, or hamburger.

[Dunx re: light/teapot/roach] All revoltingly bad! Terrible!
"Cap'n Crunch" cereal is made from the ground bones of the Cap'n's various enemies.

I have not been waiting for over three hours for a customer to turn up for an appointment and (as I usually do in such a circumstance) am taking it in my stride.

The Dead Sea Scrolls are actually a recipe for chicken soup.