I once bought a box of dates for my chocolate.

The rumors about me and Lady Godiva are completely true.

I once did it with Twix.

You can do it when you M&M it.

Sadly, I only have a Fun-Sized Milky Way.

[BtD] Ah they're not called fun size for nothing [plump] not at all brilliant
I never tire of listening to ****** Riverdance on hold to the Apple Store UK. It's only surpassed by when they have Enya on loop instead.

My aunt has just changed her name by deed poll to "Horace the Marauding Oaf"

Somewhere in the Andes is a small collective of white-faced, black-haired men who sacrifice sheep yearly to Ken Dodd.

In the course of investigating the powers of the Lord Chancellor, Whitehall officials have discovered that every sentence uttered in the precincts of Westminster should be concluded with the word "stush" or "wagwan".