mc5 - ... so help me God.

I met a Terry's Chocolate Orange on Blind Date, but she was too preoccupied with her figure and she had to go.

I once had a fivesome with some Kit Kats.

I'll mention nothing about my chocolate fingers.

I will mention even less about my sticky toffee fingers.

I once bought a box of dates for my chocolate.

The rumors about me and Lady Godiva are completely true.

I once did it with Twix.

You can do it when you M&M it.

Sadly, I only have a Fun-Sized Milky Way.