Eurgh! Sounds awful!

I am a member of the royal family.

I also practice cannibalism.

I built a lifesize replica of the lost city of the Incas out of yoghurt pots and lollipop sticks and buried it on the beach at Cromer. Time Team found it and it is now on display in Sidney Opera House.

The tallest building in the world is in Fiji and is constructed on a foundation of 4 million bus tickets.

Buses don't exist

</lie> [AP] You've never been to Pittsburgh, have you? :) <lie>
The Port Authority of Allegheny County is the most efficient mass transit company in the United States.

It is easy to look like a movie star and still eat interesting food.

You bastard! *sobs*

Mars Bars were at one time believed to be made out of meteorites, however N.A.S.A. probes proved that this was not possible (see any conspiracy site for confirmation!)