mc5 - ... so help me God.

This will not take very long.

Don't look now, but the building you are in is surrounded by ducks.

This sentence is five words long.

So is this one. And this, too. Even this.

Toblerones are made from the reconstructed nose hairs of 2 week old gorillas

Which is ironic, because gorillas evolved from cheese.

Michael Howard looks certain to lead a wholly reunited Conservative party to an overwhelming General Election victory in 2005.

The entries under the name of "Tuj" are in fact selected highlights of the typings of a million chimpanzees.

Noone typed this. In fact, I do not exist.