mc5 - ... so help me God.

The Ordnace Survey's next project will be a survey of Peter Stringfellow's scrotal sack.

This will not take very long.

Don't look now, but the building you are in is surrounded by ducks.

This sentence is five words long.

So is this one. And this, too. Even this.

Toblerones are made from the reconstructed nose hairs of 2 week old gorillas

Which is ironic, because gorillas evolved from cheese.