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An annotated list of recently discovered elements to add to the periodic table.
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Crypton
An element whose atomic structure makes it seem like another element. Often used by (or on) the intelligence services.
Aeon
A radioactive noble gas with a very long half-life.
Akron
An ignoble gas found exclusively in the industrial wasteland of Ohio's Cuyahoga Valley.
Antimoney
The more of this element you have, the poorer you get.
Sanitarium
An element necessary to restore good health
Um
A short and meaningless element, often found punctuating long chains of other molecules.
[Juxt] That's my favourite amongst some very stiff competition.
Rumtumtiddleumtum: the most stable isotope of poohshum.
Ultimatum
The last discovered element, or else.
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