An element that greatly surprised its discoverer.

Originally dismissed as mere hearsay, this element was re-discovered in the Australian jungle and is now used in the advertising business. Not as you might think a halogen, but a different klass altogether.

Electrons capable of several excited states. Difficult to break away from lesser elements.

Tends to aggregate in stable blocks. Most commonly found in areas of high amenity value. The market in this element fluctuates wildly leading to it being a factor in speculative excesses.

The first element whose discovery was announced to the world on Twitter.

An hard element whose salts have a harsh and bitter quality to them.

A fast-moving element commonly found in some 1980s computers, but only rarely seen today.

Discovered by accident, all research into this element was subsequently destroyed by mistake.

A gas, which when inhaled deeply, induces pep, enthusiam and determination.

A lumpy, hard substance which is occasionally used in competitive events. Participants attempt to gather as much of it as possible, the winner being the player with the most Nobblinese. Once common in holiday camps, it may still be found around seaside piers and anywhere frequented by the elderly.

A mysterious element conjectured to have been the cause of the sudden disappearance of physicists trying to isolate Snarkium.