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An annotated list of recently discovered elements to add to the periodic table.
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Incredulium
A source of sheerly, starkly unthinkable coruscating lambent beams of unstoppable energy, and an essential catalyst in the manufacture of unobtanium.
Pendulum
A pivotal element wherein the composite particles oscillate in a clockwise fashion.
Ardon
Alternates between a rigid state and a malleable state. Over time the malleable periods become more protracted, and the rigid state becomes harder to achieve.
Eeebygium
A rare substance found only around Rotheram.
Pathogen
Found in natural weedkillers. Toxic to humans.
Alimonium
Precious metal that is typically provided by or received from an ex-spouse in divorce settlements.
Blimium
An element that greatly surprised its discoverer.
Myleene
Originally dismissed as mere hearsay, this element was re-discovered in the Australian jungle and is now used in the advertising business. Not as you might think a halogen, but a different klass altogether.
Podium
Electrons capable of several excited states. Difficult to break away from lesser elements.
Condominium
Tends to aggregate in stable blocks. Most commonly found in areas of high amenity value. The market in this element fluctuates wildly leading to it being a factor in speculative excesses.
Twyttrium
The first element whose discovery was announced to the world on Twitter.
Acrimonium
An hard element whose salts have a harsh and bitter quality to them.
Uridium
A fast-moving element commonly found in some 1980s computers, but only rarely seen today.
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