Can I direct everyone's attention to this scholarly treatise on some of the sub-atomic particles closely associated with politics and particularly elections: Quantum Electodynamics

alium: an ethereal vapour given off by church choirs. Often found with spem.

Could be the basis of a new life-form since it can exist in long chains.

A noble metal. Very unreactive.

Generally forms stable compounds. Increasingly rare.

Toxic element found in cheese residues. Radioactive - half-life 5 years.

The only metal harder than Titanium.

An element formed by the bombardment of Barakobamium with enthusiasum.

A heavy metal that reacts violently with alcohol.

Traces of this element are found in both Yorkshire and California. Burns with a very smoky flame.

An essential trace element in natural aphrodisiacs.

An element with mind-altering properties, rendering the subject contemptuous of everything he lays eyes on. Many comments on blog posts are made under the influence of bilium.

An element in the group as Sillyium, can turn base elements into fool's gold.