The Hound of the Baskervilles
Dog bites man

Chesil Beach
It'll be alright on the night.

Young Neanderthal living in dump tries living in middle-class residential house but concludes that dump is preferable.

There is in it what is in it; 'tis a mirror held up to the reader, whereby if a donkey look in, surely a sage will not look out; the ends of all things are revealed within its pages to he who has the key; it keepeth away the pox, the flux, and the weeping sore.

Guy goes through a midlife crisis and tells a very boring story that makes you fall asleep.