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Ex Libri Bardus
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Summarise a novel you have read in one sentence. Extra points for smugness, pretentiousness, sarcasm and double back-flips. Ending move as standard.
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Ender's Game
It's not a game.
catch 22
comme ce, comme sa
the satanic verse
plane crashes are harsh
the world atlas
here, there and everywhere.
oliver twist
it will turn out ok as long as you want more
naked lunch
aliens come in baggies
waiting for godot
he's not coming is he?
Waiting For Godot
[speed] OK - but it doesn't beat the genuine description - 'A play in which nothing happens - twice.'
A Scanner Darkly
Who's asking?
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Carnival folk. Distrust them.
The Silver Locusts/The Martian Chronicles
The case for vaccination.
Das Boot
The North Atlantic Ocean in winter is cold and wet.
Iron Coffins
If you ride around in a U-Boat during WWII, the RAF will shoot at you.
The Day The Earth Stood Still
I felt the Earth move.
The War of the Worlds
If you're going to travel abroad, get your shots.
Barbarella
In space, no-one can hear you cream.
Njial's Saga
No-one gets on with the neighbours in Iceland.
The Story of O
Heroine leaves her abusive lover who hits her with a riding crop a lot for the arms of a saviour, who pokes her in the bottom with a red-hot branding iron, then hits her with a riding crop a lot.
That last one could do with cropping.
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