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Ex Libri Bardus
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Summarise a novel you have read in one sentence. Extra points for smugness, pretentiousness, sarcasm and double back-flips. Ending move as standard.
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1984
It wasn't like that.
Murder on the Orient Express
They all did it.
Little Women
They're all small and ... actually ... quite annoying
Don Giovanni
Adultery lands you in hell, but hey, it's a whole lot of fun.
No Logo
Everything, everywhere, is awful, except for me.
Treasure Island
Arr, Jim lad, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day every day, so it be.
The Wizard of Oz
Dorothy didn't dream it!
A Tale of Two Cities
Life before Eurotunnel
And Then We Came To The End
Life's a depressing treadmill
The War of the Worlds
A salutary lesson for all Martians on the perils of failing to get the correct inoculations before travelling abroad.
Tarka the Otter
It's about an otter called Tarka.
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