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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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The Man Who Would Be Klingon
Oh! What a Lovely Worff
High Noonien Soong
Until the End of the Franchise
Dirty Roddenberry Scoundrels
Where No Man Has Gorn Before
The Constant Shatner
The Sarek of the Mary Deare
Captain's Log Courageous
The Quark of Zorro
The Hunt for Red Matter
Twelve Angry Klingons
Yar and Away
A Tale of Two Cities on the Edge of Forever
The Galileo Se7en
Brief Encounter at Farpoint
The Taking of NCC-1701
Episode VI: Return of the Geordi
Gleaming The Borg Cube
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Dilithium Crystal Skull
(Deanna) Troy
Dude, Where's My Shuttlecraft?
A Hard Dax Night
Dude, Where's My Cardassian?
North West Final Frontier
'Bones' Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
(Kim) or "All Quiet on the Final Frontier".
My Sister's Keeper
Khan-Khan
The Meaning Of Life, Jim
Once Upon a Time in the Delta Quadrant
From Crusher With Love
Galaxy Blues
Breakfast at Quarks
Waltz With Dr Bashir
Mad Dax
Nosferengi
Live and Let Dilithium
Groundhog Data
Ilia Postino
[Irach] Now you're doing The Man From Uncle! :) Two can play at that game.

Beverley Hills Cop
[Sierra Mike] Ilia was the navigator in Star Trek- the Movie- n(not the TV series)- look it up
[irach] Knew that, kidding you. Sorry.

Good Wil Hunting.
Dorn of the Dead
Saavik Private Ryan
Bring Me The Head Of The Crystal Entity
Pulaski Blues
A Rand Day Out
Silva Streak
I was Montgomery Scott's Double
The Killing Shields
Andorian Gray
The Million Quatloo Note
Is Ten-Forward Burning? and if not, why not?

Since it's been over a week since the last entry, I suspect the Star Trek well has run dry. So, I'm going to go out on a limb and propose the Doctor Who Film Club
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
Look Who's Talking
The Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
The Cyberman Who Would Be King
Dalek for Murder
The Ood Couple
Quo Tardis
Roller Zarbi
A Night at the Menoptera
K-9: The Widowmaker
Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?
La Vie Davros
I, Raston Warrior Robot
Doctor Who's Coming To Dinner
The Man Who Broke the Bannakaffalatta at Monte Carlo
The (Ice) Warriors
Grand Theft Auton
Hello Dalek
My Dalek Clementine
Tom Baker in Scarf-Face
Peter Panopticon
Kind Hartnells and Coronets
Pertwee's Big Adventure
Rani, Lola, Rani
Sil Met By Moonlight
The Name Of The Rose
Are We There Yeti?
[Sierra Mike] Bravo!
The Brigadier Hunter
Wheel in Space Jam
Of Mice And Cybermen
A Mandrel For All Seasons
Moroks From Outer Space
Bring Me The Hath of Alfredo Garcia!
In Bed With Donna
Ice Warrior Zebra
Time After Timelord
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nestene
The Life And Loves Of A Sea Devil
Ian and Doc and Susan and Barbera
Console Room With A View
Time Rotor Bandits
The Pursuit Of The Happiness Patrol
Sonic Screwdriving Miss Daisy
The Man With Two Brains Of Morbius
Face of Boe/Off
Carry On Sergeant Benton
My Sister's Keeper Of Traken
Sensorites and Sensibility
Mummy Mia
Move Over Dalek
Dude, Where's My TARDIS?
TARDIS Lost
Martha Jones and The Temple of Doom
For Whom The Cloister Bell Tolls
T' Mara Never Dies
Scarf Face
Looks like this one has also run out of steam, but I like the idea of Old Cult TV-Show Film Club so how about a round of :

The Prisoner Film Club

I'll start by offering Number Six Degrees of Separation
Our Unmutual Friend
I Know Why You Resigned Last Summer
No. 1 Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Magnificent Number Seven
Ocean's Number Eleven
Number 8 1/2
The Village of the Damned
Number Four Weddings and a Funeral
Dude, Where's My KAR120C?
The (Large) White Balloon
The McGoohan Show
Last Tango In Portmerion
Rover the Hedge
Mini Moke Overdrive
I am not a number, I am a Lawnmower Man
Das Booth
er...sorry... thought we were stll on "Dr. Who"....
10000 BC-ing You
Sands of Ynys Gifftan
Perhaps this isn't as fertile a subject as I had thought it would be. Time for another? Posed by someone with a sounder grasp of the game?
How about a round of the

Mornington Crescenters Film Club

The Treasure of the Sierra Mike
Dunx, Where's My Car?
The X-Phils
La Vie en Rosie
Carlito's Paul Way
Korky's
School of Raak
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Dan
I Robot, Porter!
The Grapes of Raak
Good Phil Hunting
I'm sure I remember this being done before, possibly on MCiOS... However, let's not spoil the fun: Look Who's Chalky
Bob the firehouse dog
Chalky Balboa
The Mighty Dunx
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
[irach] or ImNotBeingJohn Malkovich.
The Desert Rabs
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. K.O.R.K.Y.
The Hand that Raaks the Cradle
A Tuj of Class
Blob Roy
Rab Roy
One Million Years BCdM
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Cruel CdM
La Stevie en Rose
Very nice site!
Ma vie est un nfras
Pepé le pwwpuieu. Very nice site!
Boogie, nights!
Andy Band Played On - [Kim] proper lol
Ballad of Reading JLE
Bigsmith goes to Washington
Puckoon With A View
Lord Blue Velvet [nfras] ta.
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Anthrax Whirl
Néa Dark
Rita, Sue and Blob Too
When the Wind Pablos
Wait Until Raak
Jailhouse Raak
Kim
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Island of Dr Qu+Xum
Dr Qu+Xumglove
Raiders of the Lost Raak
Ice Age Porter
City of Projoy
Bob the Dog Day Afternoon
The irachel Papers
Sponge Blob Square Pants
JLE House Rock
The Dirty Dujon
Guest Login Who's Coming To Dinner?
Something Wicked This Way Kims
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Pablo Hot, Blow Cold
The Cable Irouléguy
Cider with Rosie
Phil-adlephia
The Blob
Watt D. Furquinelle's Up, Doc?
The Cabinet of Dr Qu+Xum
I knew some of these looked familiar. It wasn't even that long ago...
Objective, Norma!
Stop, or Yer Mom Will Shoot
Looking for Mister Boolbar
Wallace and Gramit in A Grand Dunx Out
Rita, Sue and Bob The Dog, Too
The Name Of The Rosie
Paul Way Out West
The Wind That Shakes The Boolbarley
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Boolbar "Boolbar" cascade declared
The Golden Boolbar
Strictly Boolbarroom
Boolbarella
Raising Boolbarizona "Boolbar" cascade declared closed
Nfraseratu
[CdM] A year is a long time in Film Club.
The Red Darren
Korky Park
Play Chasty for Me
The Man Who Would Be Kim
[Kim] Or even Chalky Park!
Meet me in Blamelewis
Who Framed Roger Rab?
Three Kims
The Bells of St Dogmael?
irach for the Sky
Phil Metal Jacket
He's Juxtapose Not Into You
Chalky President's Men
TUA Mockingbird
Harry Porter! and the Crescent of Secrets
The Raak of Kahn
Time for another?
How about MOVIES FOR RUSSOPHILES AND THOSE BEHIND THE ERSTWHILE IRON CURTAIN?
Mad Marx
Gorby Goes Bananas
Tsar Trek
Putin on the Ritz
Stalin Trek
Arkangel & Demons
Coal Miner's Dacha
Uncle's Tomsk Cabin
That Touch of Minsk
Kremlins
The Killing of John Lenin
Roman Holiday
The Trotsky and the Nottie
Stay Hungary
Blank Czech
Lawrence of U.S.S.R.abia
Tolstoy Story
Educating Nikita
Ivan, Robot
Red Sonja
Kramer vs. Kremlin
The People's Agricultural Collective #5 Of The Damned
Comrade, Where's My Car?
The Devil Wears Pravda
Commune-struck
Gdansk for the Memory
Tsar Wars Episode V - The Empier Strikes Back
Comrade Kane
Singin' in Ukraine
A Tsar is Born
Carry On Up The Volga
Moscow on the Moscow
The Petrograduate
There's Something About the Gulag
Vlad Santa
Gorky's
The Vladimeerkats
Berlin WALL·E
Kiev Largo
Raising Alexander
Ekranoplan 9 From Outer Space
Brezhniev Encounter
Uzhgorod Warrior
Ludmilla Mockingbird
The Glasnost Menagerie
The 39 Steppes
For a Few Roubles More
From Here to Arkhangelsk
Cossacks and the City
The Wizard of Broz
Heebie KGBs
The Good, The Bad, and the Grozny
[Sofware re: 39 Steppes] Applause
Ural Good Man, Charlie Brown
Woodvostok
Blue Krushchev
T-34, Where Are You?
The NKVD Always Knocks Twice
The Pogrom
The (Communist) Party
MIG
Gulag 17
Vladivostok and Two Smoking Barrels
The Leningraduate
Salem's Aeroflot
Neva Say Neva Again
Bolsheveiks of Fury
The Great Spassky
Yentlsin
Shall We Gdansk? Sounds like something Popeye would say to Olive Oyl
Yeltsin Kong Insert other well known Russians ending in -in here
Boris and Kyril and Lev and Alyssia
Pavlov Actually
The Rocky Horowitz Picture Show
Hairy Pyotr and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan
Love Me or Mendeleev Me
Children of a Lesser Voshkod
Monty Python: The Life of Lenin
Katya on a Hot Tin Roof
Trotsky and Hutch
The Moskvitches of Eastwick
Jacob's Lada
Big Trabant in Little China
Peter the Great Escape
Kevin & Perry Stro Ika - it's Russian for "Go Large". Honest.
Time for another, I think. How about

Cheesemakers Film Club?

I'll kick off with:

Brighton Roquefort

Born Brie
Edam Yankees
Jacob's Cheddar
Monterrey Jack Frost
The Swiss of the Spider Woman
Gouda Will Hunting
For Whom The Babybel Tolls
Educationg Feta
Revenge of the Curds
I'm All Right, Monterey Jack
I Was Monty's Double Gloucester
The Edambusters
Or even HerBrie Goes To Monte ReyJack
The Camembert Run
The Seven Gruyere Itch
Philadelphia
The Boursin Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum
The Rarebit Proof Fence A bit forced, but...
The Legend of the Provolone Ranger
Pasteurs of the Universe
Fromage Here to Eternity
The Hunt for Red Leicester
The Big Cheesy
Bring Me the Chedder of Alfredo Garcia (oblig.)
Limburger Hill
Romano Holiday
Mozzarella (starring Jane Fondue)
The Guns of Marscapone
Bridget Jones' Dairylea
East of Edam
The Gouda, The Bad and The Ugly
The Day The Earth Stood Stilton
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lymeswold
Once Upon A Time In Mexicana
The Cottage (oblig.)
Mahon de Soures
Padano Hot Tin Roof
The Glass Fromagerie
The Kraft
The Primula Of Miss Jean Brodie
Whey Out West
88 Rennets
Key Yarg-o
The Manchego Who Would Be King
Bavarian Smoked Movie
The Curious Queso of Benjamin Button
Return Of The Cheddai
Cheeses Of Nazareth
Grater Expectations
Banon of the Spring
The Man in the Iron Marscapone
Gran Pecorino
Añejo of a Thousand Days
Gloucester in Translation
The Longest Jarlsberg
A Beautiful Rind
Shropshire Blue Velvet
Carlito's Whey
Wallace and Gromit: Curds of the Were-Rabbit Cheese, Gromit!
Blue Velveeta
Cinema Para Queso
The Bridges of Madison's Five Counties
The Texas Cheeseslicer Massacre
Any Which Whey But Loose
Mahon of La Mancha
The Men Who Stare At Goats' Cheese
Bridget Jones's Dairylee
Field of Creams
Milk
The Havarti (with Feta Cellars)
Little Gouda
[SM] Bzzzzt!
Brie Movie
Where Eagles Dairy
Anything starring the Truckle Brothers...
The Guns of Provolone
Peter Paneer
Halloumi Bell Tolls
Ice Age Derby
The Stinking Bishop's Wife
Lappi Feat
The Bells of St Paulin
Cheesy Rider
Carry On Up The Käse
Once a Pont-L'Évêque in the West
Pelican Brie
Brie Encounter
The Bridge on the River Kwaito
From Rushan with Love
A Fist Full of Durrus
Airag-time
Run, LowLow, Run
[UK] Never heard of it - is it any good? More to the point - is it CHEESE or is it I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Cheese?
[IS,P] No idea on the quality - it's some new-fangled low-fat cheese being advertised endlessly on TV at the moment. The advert features a mouse trying to reach a slice of cheese on toast in the middle of a room full of mousetraps. As far as its authenticity, it's probably still closer to the real thing than stuff like Cheesestrings or Dairylea Dunkers!
Sex and the Cathedral City
Tropical fruit *always*goes bad said Petula
Buying the Laughing Cow
The Kraft
To Tillamook-ing Bird
Mascarpone Time In America With music by Ennio Provolone.
Wow, a whole weekend with no posts - time for a change?
All The President's Emmental [IS,P] Oh, go on, then! :-)
The Court Ilchester
Close Encounters of the Curd Kind
Goudafellas
A Beautiful Rind
How about a new one?

Cyclist's Film Club

G.I. Chain
Star Trek: The Search for Spoke
Tyre In The Sky
Point Brake. And anything by the Merckx Brothers.
Blazing Saddles (sic)
Chain Reaction
Putting on the Cleats
Full Pedal Jacket
The Perfect Sturmey-Archer
The Gear Hunter
Hub
True Grip
The Presta
Forrest's Pump
Ocean's Twelve-Speed
The Ballad of Brake-Cable Hogue
King of the Sprocket Men
The Diary of Anne's Crank
He Wore a Yellow Jersey
Bring Me The Head of Lance Armstrong
Throw Momma From The Chain
Custer's Last Bikestand
Wheel People
One Flew Over The Handlebars
The Cable Guide
Napoleon Dynamo
The Peloton Brief
Lance With Me
Looking For Mr Crossbar [Sierra Mike] lol
Terminal Velocipede
Driving Miss Daisy, Daisy
The Lovely Boneshaker
National Velocipede
Spand-X-Men
And the sequel, True Lycra.
Raleigh 'Round the Flag, Boys!
Magma: The Earth's Moulten Core
The Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down On A Mountain Bike
BMX-Men
Innertube
The Tandem of the Opera
High Plains Grifter, and anything with Dennis Chopper.
Some Bike it Hot
Wheezy Rider
Saturday Night Tyre-Lever
Clutch of the Titans
Reality Bikes
Purple Chain
Sustransformers
The Cruel Seat
Fork et Paris

First Aiders' Film Club
Plaster and Commander
In Like Splint
Who's Band-aid on Virginia Woolf?
In Bruise
The Sling and I
Night Sprain
Cuts
Jesus Christ's Super Scar
Spring Break
Sling Blade
Scanners
The Man with X-Ray Eyes
Burns After Redaing
The Medicine Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Bandage It Like Beckham
And the Band-Aid Splayed On
Mercurochrome Rising
Paramedic Activity
The Diary of Resusci Anne Frank
Patch 22
The Fracture
Night Sprain
28 Graze Later
Kick-Asprin irach: *self-bzzt*
The King and MRI
Catscan People
Bring Me The Head CT of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek: Emesis
A Man Called Charley Horse
Resusci Annie Hall [nfras] Kudos
Winter Poultice
Snow Falling on Seizures
Julius' Seizure
The Faint
Live and Don't Let Die
The Awkward Fall of the Roman Empire
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest
I Am Leg End
Bind up the Head-Wound of Alfredo Garcia
The Accidental Tourist
Wallace and Vomit- the Curse of the Stale rarebit
Graze Anatomy
The Texas Chainsaw Injuries Clinic
Saturday Night Fever
The Sting
Asthmatar
Bronchospasm Billy
Kiss of the Spider Venom
Love, Fracturally
Back to the Suture
One Or Two Things I Know About Hernias
The Seven Year Stitch
Plaster of Paris (Texas)
The Lady Painkillers
The Novocaine Mutiny
The Runs, Lola's Runs
Poultice Squad
Clue Starring Col. Mustard Plaster, Miss Scarlet Fever, Reverend Gan Green et al.
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
Little Man Amputate
The Final Prognosis
Plaster of Paris- When It Sizzles
The Bruise Brothers
Lady Sings the Black and Blues
Traction Jackson
Dirty Lancing
On Her Majesty's National Health Service
The Frostbite Saga
The Elastoplast of the Mohicans
The Stye Who Loved Me
Dogbite Afternoon
The Princess' Debride
Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cast (Now and Forever)
Scaldfinger
Abrasion in the Sun
The Scrapes of Wrath
First Degree Burns After Reading
Sunstroke Boulevard
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Tennis Elbowfinger
Plaster and Commander
The Whitlow Boy
Hangnail and I
Oh! What A Lovely Wart
The Man With Two Sprains
(Emergency Ward) 10
The Big Chilblain
The Psoriasis of the Long Distance Runner
Cyster Act
Abcess of Malice
The Six Hives of Henry Lefay
Rash
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Our Man's Splint
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Verruca
Tango and Gash
Ice-Pack in Alex
¡Triage Amigos!
Captain Correli's Defibrillator
Fatal Traction
Ingrowing Toenail And I
Dude, Where's My Carbuncle?
Reviving Miss Daisy
Chills
The Stepford Hives
The Sick and the Dead
Almost Flatlined
2001: A Sprain Odyssey
A Beautiful Melanoma

Movies Based in a Lift

Shaft
The Thing from Another Floor
Schindler's Lift
Dial 'M' For Mezzanine
Close Encounters of the Third Floor
Cable Guy
A Scenic Elevator With A View
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Lifts* (* But Were Afraid to Ask)
The Greatest Elevator Pitch Ever Told
The Descent
O Elevator, Where Art Thou?
Run Up The Stairs Instead, Lola, Run Up The Stairs Instead
From Here to Maternity (2nd Floor)
The Sound of Muzak
The Unbearable Lightness of a Snapped Elevator Cable
The Smell Of, Well, I'm not Sure to Be Honest But If It's A Woman I Don't Want To Share This Lift With Her
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Elevator Button
Toy Storey
Sliding Doors
The Elevator of Dr. Caligari
SWAT that bloody fly!
High Noon
The Englishman who Rode Up an Elevator but Climbed Down the Stairs
Three Men In An Elevator
It's a Wonderful Lift
I know it's a book but I thought, "What the hell" - Sits, Farts and Leaves
Twelve Angry Men In An Elevator
The Unbearable Loudness of "DING!!!"
The Three Musketeers In An Elevator
Two Weeks' Otis
[Any Title] In An Elevator
Elevator Cid
Rosemary's Lobby
Monty Python's The Meaning of Lift
The Lift Also Rises
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
Watership Down
Dumb and Dumbwaiter
Monty Python's The Lift of Brian
Almost Flying
Black Lift Down
Ascent of a Woman
Ascenseur and Sensibility
It's a Wonderful Lift
[irach] DING!
Benjamin, yes, you can press the Button
Lift, Right and Centre
The Last House on the Lift
Room At The Top
Elevator: Rise Of The Machines
Lift at the Top
The Spy Who Lift Me
The Winches of Eastwick
A Bug's Lift
Sleep-lift in Seattle
Wuthering Heights
Elevate Until Dark
Elevator

Movies for Librarians

Book, Line and Sinker
Grand Theft Author
Shhhhhhhaft
To Borrow Never Dies
Lend it Like Beckham
Spirit of St Dewey
Sh-Elf
Bring Me The Autobiography Of Alfredo Garcia
The Borrowers (oblig)
Under M for Murder
Pulp Fiction
Everybody's Fine
The Quiet Man
Look up HV6499 to HV6535 For Murder
The Shhhs of the Fisherman
Stacks of the Killer Tomatoes
The Class-mark Of The Rose
Tome Thumb
Paperback to the Future
A Microfiche Called Wanda
Jacob's Stepladder
Silence of the Lambs obviously
That one starred Hannibal Lectern, of course
The Loaning of Pelham 123
One of Our Aircraft Books is Missing
The Return of "The Fly" 12s6d owing
The Spy Who Came In From The Barking Branch
Catalog on a Hot Tin Roof
Author
Read Poets Society
Howard's Bookend
New Dustjacket City
Pal Dewey
Title Recall
Robin Hood: Large Prints of Thieves
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Text* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
Carry On Reading
The Lord of the Ringbinders
Lost in Translation oblig
Return of the Jedi
28 Days Overdue
Binders Keepers
Prints of Persia
Four Readings and a Few Novels
Paperback Mountain
Book Back in Anger
Fining Miss Daisy
Travels With My Anthology
Royalty-free Willy
The Seven Yearbook Itch
Full Dust Jacket
The Copyright Stuff
Quiet Please, We're British
Binding Nemo
Shelving Private Ryan
Dude, Where's My Cart?
Tome Reader
What's Up, Document?
Readers of the Lost Archive
The Word Man of Alcatraz
Easy Reader
Easy Writer
Sleeveless in Seattle
Tome Alone
The Return of the Magnificent Seven
The Lone Ranger Writes Again
Return to Lender
The DaVinci Codex
ShELF
The Bucket Novelist
The Omega Manuscript
All Quiet on the Western Frontispiece
A Christmas Carrel
RollerDex
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Librarian
Book Back In Anger
The Cook, His Wife, The Librarian and Her Little Rubber Date Stamp
9 1/2 Weeks Overdue
While on the radio there's an episode of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
Check-in Run
Checking Out
Conan the Librarian
The Da Vinci Barcode
A Fiche Called Wanda
The Ever-Lending Story
The Mighty Quinto
One Or Two Things That I Know About Books
I Know What You Read Last Summer
Prose Encounters of the Nerd Kind
King Solomon's Fines
Abridge over the River Kwai
Sink the Bookmark
The Truth About Catalogues
The Nutty Prefacer
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Bookends
Fining Nemo
Shhhhaft
The Mouse That Whispered
Ayesha, Or The Return Of "She"
Shhh . . . rek

Movies for Translators

Lost in Translation (oblig.)
The French Connection
Close Encounters of the Word Kind
The Manchurian Predicate
Star Trek: Inflection
War of the Words
Apportez-moi la Tête d'Alfredo Garcia
From Russian With Love
Everything, about sex, to know, you ever wanted, but to ask, afraid were.
Decline and Fall
The Italian Job
Romancing the Rosetta Stone
And the sequel, The Name of the Rosetta Stone
A Babel Fish Called Wanda
The Printing Bride
Bye Bye Wordy
The Maltese Hyphen
The Flying Noun
Thoroughly Modern Swahili
Farsi From Heaven
The Finnish of the Affair
The Hitchhiker's Phrasebook of the Galaxy
Some Like It Hottentot
The French Conjunction
My Big Fat Greek Dictionary
Carry On Norse
Zulu
Lawrence of Arabian
Danish The Menace
The Cruel Farsi
Bengali
The Truth About Tagalog
The Good, The Bad And The Urdu
Romany Holiday
The Afrikaans Queen
Never Cry Wolof
Brazilian
The Outlaw Josey Welsh
Bugsy Malay
The Mandarin With No Name
Tamil Met By Moonlight
The Riddle Of The Sanskrit
Hmong-struck
The Thai That Binds
Tamil on the Floss
Latin Men
The Invisible Mandarin
All the Presidents Mandarin
Butch Cassidy and the Sunda Kid
Captain Corelli's Mandarin
The English Patient
Catalan on a Hot Tin Roof
Soylent Greek
The Wild Portuguese
Dutch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid [thanks, Softers]
Ben Gali
Karabakh to the Future
TV ALERT - Georgian Mildred
All The President's Armenian
A Man Called Norse
The Creole Sea
Gullah Dolly
From Russian With Love
Dutch Ado About Nothing
Batman Bengali
A Man Called Norse
Aboriginal Sin
Norse by Norse West overcooking the Norse
Slovak to the Future
Blank Czech
Look Who's Talking Hutu
Rune With A View
[Irach] Missed opportunity to follow your latest with Dustin Hoffman's Tutsi
Although neither Hutu nor Tutsi need translation - not being languages.
[IS,P] Okay, then I'll go with Look who's Talking Tuvaluan
Jason and the Argot-nauts
The Lexican or, if you prefer,
Lexicon-air
A Manx For All Seasons
Last Tongan in Paris
Diaglossanother Day
Star Trek: The Wrath of Conjugations "Phrasebooks on stun!"
The Dawn Patois
A Man For All Sindhi
Amharic Pie
Charlie's Anglais
Bill and Ted's Excellent Avesta
Pali 'Round the Flag, Boys
Arabic Pie
Crouching Tiger, Hindi Dragon

Movies for English/Grammar Teachers

E.T. The Extra Tense
The Santa Clause (oblig.)
Bhowani Conjunction
The Sixth Tense
Irony Man
Who Donne It?
Northwest by North
Dr Whom
Gerunds of the Fall
Apocalypse Noun
Close Encounters of the Third Declension
J'Accusative
Dr Syntax
Silence of the Iambs
Earth vs The Flying Chaucers
Singing in the Rain
The Wizard of Australia
Good Fellows
The Noun's Story
Ace Caesura: Pet Detective
Two Weeks' Notice
The Unbearable Litotes of Being
Deriving Miss Daisy
Mars Syntax!
Parse Attacks
Zeugma and Louise
Apostrophe Now
Comma
When Tomorrow Comma
Star Trek: Generative Grammarians
The Third Person
Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest
Complete Metal Jacket
Throw Mother From The Train
The Colour Purple
Back to the Future Perfect
Nouns on the Run
Sweet Home a la Grammar
Little Passive Voice
The Aoristocats
The Passion of the Chrestomathy
Nick and Norah's Infinitive Playlist
The Contraction
The Cook, His Wife, The Greengrocer and His' Apostrophe's
Gerund, Lola, Gerund
Stanza by Me

Movies for Bird Watchers

The Pelican Brief (oblig.)
Wild, Wild Nest
The Maltese Falcon oblig
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest also oblig
Lock, Flock and Barrel
Four Lapwings and a Funeral
Big Momma's Grouse
Pigeon the River Kwai
Saturday Kite Fever
The Twitches of Eastwick
Broken Sparrow
Hawk The Slayer
U Tern
Close Enounters of the Bird Kind
Dr. Guano
Live and Let Fly
The Joy Cluck Club
The Birds (oblig.)
Chicken Run (oblig.)
Duck and Ducker
My Left Coot
Loonstruck
Taras Bulbul
American Magpie
The Towering Flamingo
Blame It On Rhea
Kiwi's Big Adventure
Who's That Gull?
The Real Macaw
Hello Polly
[irach] Or Peewit's Big adventure works as well.
Eagle-ly Blonde
Inglourious Bustards
Two or Three Things I Know About Herons
Crane Man
50 Ways to Leave your Plover
The Eider Sanction
The Titmouse Thunderbolt
Bobolink and Carolina Wren and Redstart and A Lesser Black-backed Gull
Dove Story
Jurassic Lark
Tit's a Wonderful Life
Of Titmice and Men
Migrate Expectations
My Big Fat Grebe Wedding
Good Will Bunting
King Solomon's Mynahs
Das Coot
The Caucasian Chickadee Circle
Rosemary's Booby
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Duck Soup oblig.
Seven Brides for Seven Plovers
Three Men and a Booby
Swan with the Wind
Trains, Cranes and Automobiles or Cranes, Planes and Automobiles or, indeed, Cranes, Cranes and Automobiles
Bring Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
The Rook the Thief His Wife & Her Plover
Annie Get Your Gull
From Rhea To Eternity
Raiders of the Lost Auk
The African Preen
Wren, Lola, Wren
The Taking of Pelican 123
Godwit the Wind
Rosemary's Phoebe
Duck Day Afternoon
Reservoir Ducks
Things To Do In Denver When You're A Duck
The Legend of the Loon Ranger
Any Which Way But Goose
Gander Brothers
The Longest Jay
Zorba the Grebe
Wall Tweet "Grebe is good!"
Pat Gannet & Billy the Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kite
The Dam Bustards
From Heron to Eternity
Swan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Lord of The Rings - The Two Cans
Raiders of the Ost Rich
Oh! What A Lovely Warbler
Eiderdownfall
Grouse Hawk Day
The Raptor
The Passerine of the Christ
Toucan Play That Game
Last Drongo in Paris
Eat Osprey Dove
Good Willet Hunting
Nest Side Story
Chat On A Hot Tin Roof
La Wren Margot
My Stepmother is an Avian
A Starling is Born
A Budgie Too Far
Goldfincher
From Russia, With Dove
The Gizzard of Oz
What's New Pussychat
Day Of The Jackdaw
Monte Carlo Or Bustard!
First Among Eagles
There's Something About Canary
Barbet's Feast
Reach For The Skylark
The Longest Jay
A Finch Called Wanda
I'm All Right Jackdaw
Tea For Toucan
Hoopoe Dreams
Monty Python And The Holy Rail
The Finch Connection
The Shoes of the Kingfisher Man
Coot Hand Luke
A Jay At The Races
Jumpin' Jacamar Flash
Look Who's Stalking Potoo
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Trogon
Road to Vireo
Manakin
Fat Albatross
Passenger Pigeon 57
Rhea Window
House of Waxwings
Shrike Force
Weaver Las Vegas
Horatio Hornbiller
Cranespotting

Movies for Clothing Inspectors

Cloth Sides of the Law
pAntz. [KS] wtf is a clothing inspector?
Full Metal Jacket (oblig.) [ISP] "'ello, luv. Mind if I take these down and use them in evidence?"
The Unbearable Tightness of Lycra™
The Thong
Anorak to the Future
Galaxy Vest
The Men who Stare at Coats
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Personal Vest
Travels with My Pant
A Bra is Born
Any Which Way but Loose
Tog Day Afternoon
Raging Wool
Three Men In A Coat
The Unbearable Tights of Being
Shirty Dancing
Das Boot (oblig.)
The Pelican Briefs
Close Encounters of the Shirt Kind
Wrinkle All The Way
Petticoat Pirates oblig.
Monty Python and the Bargain Rail
Bra Wars
Frock, Stock and Barrel
Three Wedding Dresses and a Funeral
A Day at the Braces
Get Cartier
Sliding Diors
The Desert Socks
The Britches of Eastwick
The Britches of Madison County
Seven Bras for Seven Brothers
Kilt Bill
The Knicker of Bray
Plus Four Weddings and a Funeral
The Great Lace
Those Magnificent Men on Their Sewing Machines
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
Licence to Kilt
Hook
Rag Traders of the Lost Ark
Robin Hoodie: Prince of Thieves
Sigourney Weaver in A-line
Strapless in Seattle
Rayon Man
Death on the Nylon
Pattern
Black Hawked Gown
The Cotton Club
Night of the Leotard What is a clothing inspector? Does anybody really know? Seems that everybody just finds stickers and tags in clothing that say things like "Inspected by Number 26."
Briefs Encounter
633 Sequin
Reach for the Fly
From Russia With Glove
Spats & Clogs
A Nightie to Remember
Rosemary's BabygroTM
Dirty Nappy
Catsuit Ballou
Once Upon A Time In The Vest
The Man In The White Suit oblig.
The Wrong Trousers also oblig.
Scarf Face
The Invisible Mend
Mary Popsocks
Rosemary's Babydoll
Shawl the President's Men
Putting on the Mitts
Yankee Doodle Panty
Saree, Wrong Number
Sarong Side of Town
Spongebob Square Pants
Bring Me the Hem of Alfredo Garcia!
The Horrors of Burka and Hare
Duck Suit
The Robe
Goodbye Linen!
An Inseam Enemy
Re-Pleat Performance
The Taking of Peplum 1 2 3
The Loincloth in Winter
The Frill of It All
[irach] "Peplum" - *applause*
Slipless in Seattle
Robe Roy
Sock Around the Clock
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Kaftan America: The First Avenger
When the Wind Blouse
Skivvy the Bush Kangaroo
Warm Iron, Man
Socky IV
The Socks and the Hound
Thong of the South
Cool Handkerchief Luke
Falsie Witness
Far From the Padding Crowd
The Lining
Stay Dungaree
Our Man Lint
Crocodile Dungaree
The Cruel Seam
Bring Me The Thread of Alfredo Garcia
The Tacking of Pelham 123
Get Garter
How The Vest Was Won
All Quiet on the Vest 'n' Y-Fronts
Scarf Face
Tweed Home Alabama
The Secret Tartan
Tango and Cashmere
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks
I'm All Right Jacket
Our Man In Bandanna
I Was Monty's Doublet
Look Back In Angora
Village Of The Darned
Herbie Goes Bandannas
A Hard Day's Nighty
The Curse of the Fly oblig
The Blue Macs
Stocking and I
Prudence and the Pile
Where Eagles Darn
Wonderwool
There's A Girl In My Suit
Dances With Wools
Satin Lovers
The Twill Of It All
Uncommon Velour
The Crepes oof Wrath
Robin Snood
Gun Smock
Gown Fight at the OK Corral
Guess Who's Talking Tutu
Gowns of Navarone
Top Gown
Gown With the Wind

The Used Car Salesman's Film Club

Das Boot
Paint Your Wagon
Monte Carlo or Rust
Bring Me The Head Gasket Of Alfredo Garcia
The Magnificent Austin Seven
The Silencer Of The Lambs
Rear Window oblig.
The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Ford Galaxy
Forest Sump
Hyundai Another Day
Austin Metro, International Car of Mystery
Alfa Romeo And Juliet
The Cruel Seat
Air Con
Car Wars: A Hope with One Previous, Careful Lady Owner
Car Wars: The Empire Strikes Hatchback
Car Wars: Saturn of the Jedi
The Passion of the Chrysler
Driven By Miss Daisy
Radiator
Starsky and Clutch
Point Brake
Chitty-Chitty Banger
The Yellow Rolls Royce oblig.
Carry On VW Camper
The Prius Of Miss Jean Brodie
Carry On Cleo oblig.
Jason and the Juggernauts
A Van For All Seasons
A Fish Called Honda
Robin Reliant - Prince Of Thieves
Where Anglias Fear To Tread
St. Elmo's Firebird
Nova Say Nova Again
The Treasure of the Sierra 2.0GLS
A Passat To India
Car Wars: Return of the Jetta
Fiat With a Hot Tin Roof
Never On A Hyundai
Beetle Juice
Bronco Billy
Finding Limo
Camaro Never Dies
Jeepless in Seattle
Truck to the Future
Carmageddon
Hondaworld
The Audi Couple
Dodge City
The Red LeBaron
Empire of the Datsun
The da Vinci Skoda
20,000 Leagues on the Clock
The Little Chop-Shop of Horrors
Some Like It MOT
Jeepless in Seattle
My Blue Lemon
Silverado
The Trouble with Ferrari
Hummer Of '42
The Land Rover That Time Forgot
One Million CC
The Longest Daewoo
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Seat
Paint Your VolksWagen
Lorry Of Arabia
The Blue Macks
Singer In The Rain
Car From The Madding Crowd
I'm All Right Bottle Jack
Citroen Kane
Captain Mitsubishi's Mandolin
The Prisoner Of Honda
South Pajero
The Gear Hunter
The Creature From The Black Lagonda
Toyota Story
A Bug's Life
Dashboard of the Rings
Miata Me in St. Louis
Mazda-Gas-Car
A 'Rover Runs Through It
Jurassic Car Park
Carlton-Browne of the FSO
Paint Your Kublewagen
Trabantz
2001: A Honda Odyssey
The Great Ford Escape
Coupe Dreams
Sedan In Real Life
Sedan Of A Thousand Days
Sedan For All Seasons
A Van For All Seasons
Vauxhall Viva Las Vegas
The Picture of DeLorean Gray
Hybrid On The River Kwai
Sentra Stage
Mad Maxima Beyond Thunderbird
Crash Of The Titans
The Blue Maxi
2001 - An Espace Odyssey
Broken Camaro
Austin Se7en
Chrysler Beloved Country
Spyder-Man
Jean de Corvette
Happy Fiat
The Silencers of the Lamborghinis
The Third Van
The Man with the Golden Mitsubishi Shogun
The Sunroof Also Rises
Bring Me The Head Of Allegro Garcia
Maestro and Commander
Little Saab of Horrors
Model T Behavior
Hocus Ford Focus
Datsun Cogs
The Horseless Whisperer
Honda Waterfront
On Holden Pond
A Streetka Named Desire
The Daewoo the Jackal
Taurus Bulba
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Escort
Seven Test Rides for Seven Brothers
The Seven Suzuki Samurai
The Great Ford Escape
Lord of the Sebrings
[Softers] Is that to go with James Clavell's Mitsubishi Shogun?
Carry On Clio
Caddie Lack
Jurassic Car Park
Charlie's Anglias


MOVIES FOR RESTURANT, CAFE AND PIZZERIA STAFF

Guess Who's Coming to Diner
Grease
Grate Expectations
Diner (oblig.)
Mystic Pizza (oblig.)
The X-Menu
Those Magnigficent Men and their Frying Machines
Romancing the Stone-baked
A Man For All Seasoning
Frite Willy
Mad Macs
Goodbye, Miss the Chips
Good Veal Hunting
A Wok To Remember
Silence Of The Lamb Chops
Carry On Kebaberie
The Dessert Fox
Kitchen Run
Tandoori Is The Night
Three Dace of the Condor
The Invention of Frying
The French Confection
Bring Me the Breadsticks of Alfredo Garcia
Any Which Way But Mousse
2001 - A Spice Odyssey
A Simple Flan
Lettuce Dance
King Solomon's Wines
The Pork Shank Redemption
Tip Gun
Jacob's Platter
In the Bill of the Night
Like Waiter for Chocolate
A View To a Grill
To Grill a Cooking Bird
The Fry Cook Next Door
20,000 Leeks Under The Sea
A Mushroom With A View
Soup Dreams
Mash of the Titans
Chitty Chitty Banger Banger
Mary Popcorns
Saturday Night And Sundae Morning
Adam's Ribs
Lord of the Meringues
Herbie Peels Bananas
Some Like Eats Hot
The Frying Game
Goodbye Mr Chips
Starter Trek
Entrée: The Dragon
Ramequin
The Deviled Eggs and Mrs. Jones
Wok Around the Clock
100 Trifles
The All-Day Breakfast Club
The Sandwiches of Eastwick
The Chicken a la King and I
The Good, the Bad, and the Unfit For Human Consumption
The Cover Charge of the Light Brigade
I Was Monty's Double Boiler
Some Like It Saute
Braise the Red Lamb Tongue
Manon of the Spring Roll
Breads
There's Something About Bain Marie
A Man for All Seasonings
Michelin Star Wars
The Cruet Sea
Who ordered rabbit, Roger?
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Shishkebab
In Bed With My Doner
My Big Mac Greek Wedding
Barbie-rella (starring Jane Fondue)
It's a Wonderful Loaf
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
The House That Dripped Blood Pudding
Braising Arizona
Cheeses Of Nazareth
The Quails of August
Peggy's Suet Got Curried
I Spit on Your Gravelax
I Spit-Roast on Your Grave
Iron-Naan
Jus, William?
Murders in the Roux Morgue
The Currant of Monte Cristo
Shepherds Pies Like Us
Captain Corelli's Madeline
3 Bacon, 2 Egg, 2 Sos, Mushrm, Beans, Chips and Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle-stop Café
[Now that's what I call breakfast.]
[Software] Or Captain Corelli's Mandoline (almost oblig.)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Mutton
Paté Hearst
Jamie Oliver!
Ronay, Lola, Ronay
(following on from nfras' earlier entries) I Spit On Your Gravy
Drinking Straw Dogs
The Inedibles
The Lady Garnishes
Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
Soylent Greens
Se7en, Thirt13n, F4rty-6ix, Fi5ty-Thr3e, and Fried Rice for Four
Twelve Monkey Brains
Stir Fry Crazy
The Right Stuffing
The French Bean Connection
Braisedheart
The Aga and I
Waitressing For Godot
To Sirloin, With Love
Escape to Vichysoisse
Meat Me In St. Louis
The Great Escalope
Bring Me The Head Waiter, Alfredo Garcia
The Passion of the Rice
Peggy's Sous Chef Got Married
The Loin in Winter
Educating Raita
What About Kebob?
Naan But the Brave
The Flim-Flan Man
Hoop Creams

Movies for People with Infectious Diseases

Snotley Green
The World Is Not a Cough
Fried Green Buboes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Herpes: The Love Bug Rather proud of that one :-)
Bring Me The Head Lice of Alfredo Garcia
Lord of the Ringworm
Reach For The Stye
Jason and the Golden Staph
Gastro-boy
Sunset Strep
Chicken Pox Run
White Men Can't Mump
Runs, Lola, Runs
The Spy Who Came Down With The Cholera
Burn After Using
There"s Something About Typhoid Mary
La Vida es Rubella
STD Willy
Miami Lice
The Desert Pox
Plague Misty For Me
Typhoid Mary Poppins
Germs of Endearment
The King and Stye
The Phlegm and the Arrow
TB Movie
Tango and Rash
Saturday Night Fever
A Shingle Man
Babesiosis in Toyland
Anthrax of Green Gables
Pollyanthrax
Forrest Mumps
The Croup
Iron Lung Man
Flulander
The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank Coat!
Men In Gitis
Urban Cowpox
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Syph
Pus in Boots
Soylent Gangrene
Yaws
HPV's Big Adventure
The Runs of Navarone
Quaran-Teen Wolf
SARS Attacks
Doctor Whooping Cough
Gonorrhea With The Wind
Chlamydia Diary
Abcess of Malice
Travels with My Antibiotic
The Spirochaete who Loved Me
Where Measles Dare
La Vita è Rubella
Goodbye, MMR Chips
The Rash On The Christ
Vomit To Eternity sorrysorrysorry
The Man From CarbU.N.C.L.E.
Stand By Measles
Chickenpox Run
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
The Gangrene's All Here
A Pimple Plan
Message in a Boutilism
Thrush Hour
Hannah and her Cycstitis
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Herpes
Run, Ebola, Run
Wen The Day Well?
VD For Vendetta
VD People
The Blood Test of Flu Man Aaaaaa-Choo
The Cannonball Runs
Cool Hand Fluke
The Taenia Commandments
Cinema Parasito
The Infectables
Sex and the Shingle Girl
Conjunctival Warfare
Pink Eye (James Bond)
Veni, V.D. Vici
Infector Gadget
The Shaw Chancre Redemption
MRSA Brown
The Color Purpura
The Septic
R*A*S*H
Robin Hood: Meningitis
Mississippi Burning Sensation
Christmas with the Cramps
Star Trek III: The Squirts for Spock
Fried Green Apple Splatters at the Whistlestop Cafe
Eczemen
Captains Contagious
Ebola for Columbine
The Spy Who Came in With a Cold
The Men Who Stare at Gout
The Sorcerer's Appendix

Movies for Kindergarten Teachers

Finger Paint Your Wagon
Crayons and Punishment
Play School of Rock
Dog Day Afternoon Nap
Neverending Storytime
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
The Good, The Bad, and The Horrid
Bring Me The Headlice of Alfredo Garcia
Carry On Lego
Milk (Obviously pre-Thatcher...)
Children of A Lesser Bod
I'm Gonna Git You Thumb Sucka
The Crying Game
Any Which Way But Mother Goose
Wallace & Vomit on The Wrong Trousers
The Cruel ABC
Driving Miss Muffett
Thelma and Louise, Stop that at once!
Four Weeings and a Tantrum
The Madness of King George - don't do that...
The Sandbox of Iwo Jima
The Sandpit and the Pendulum
All About My Mummy
Lord of the Ring Around the Rosies
Scream
A Nits Tale
Rat-a-Tattle
Shop of Little Horrors
Oh! What a Lovely Waaah
Up in the Hair
To state the obvious...(truly sorry about this)
Kindergarten Cop (and subsequent sequels)
The Seventh Wail
Icky Cristina Barfs-Alone-A

MOVIES FOR GEOLOGISTS AND ROCKHOUNDS
Rock Around the Clock
The Sod in the Stone
True Grit
Rocky oblig
The Seventh Zeolite
Yours, Mine and Ores
The Best Little Orehouse in Texas
Iron Pyrites of the Caribbean
Bauxite Helena
Somewhat unimaginatively Dune
Romancing the Stone
From the soundtrack - Limestone Cowboy
Metamorphic Power Rangers
Sendimentary Journey
Heaven's Agate
Singing in the Moraine
Butte and the Beast
Pangaea's Labyrinth
Gondwana with the Wind
Opal Joey
Gneiss Station Zebra
Beyond the Shale
Every Which Way But Loess
Syncline City
Lava Story
The Fissure King
Like Water for Chalk-late
Hawk the Slater
The Thin Red Fault Line
Of Pumice and Men
Lode of the Rings
Joe Versus the Volcano
Lindler's Schist
The Igneous File
Weathering Heights
Vein Man
For a Fistful of Dolomite
Fanny and Alexandrite
Bowling for Columbite
Shale a Crooked Ship
Stalagtite 17
Valley of the Dolomite
Trona
Granite of the Apes
The Wizard of Osumilite
Azurite It
A Midsummer Sagenite's Dream
The Wolfram
Throw Marmatite From the Train
The Passion of the Christophite
A Christmas Carrolite
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxite
The Invention of Lyingite
Bluejohn Velvet
Sl8 Mile
Granite Hotel
Catseye on A Hot Tin Roof
Boxing Galena
Jade in America
Charlie and the Chalk Factory
School of Rock Oblig.
Pyrites of the Caribbean
Our Man's Flint
Saturday Nitre Fever
In the Peat of the Night
Geodes and Monsters
Curious Gorge
How Green Was My Malachite
Bring Me the Headwall of Alfredo Garcia
The Shales of August
He-matite, Master of the Universe
Gorillas in the Schist
MoraineMan
The 1185 Dalmatian Islands
Karst Away
Sense and Sedimentary
Bitumen in Black
Things are Tuff All Over

MOVIES FOR ORNITHOLOGISTS
The Birds (oblig.)
Twin Beaks
Who's that Gull?
One Or Two Things That I Know About Herons
Duck Soup (oblig)
Bring me the bufflehead of Alfredo Garcia
Four Lapwings and a Fulmar
The Seven Year Twitch
Loonstruck
The Sandpipers of Iwo Jima
The Killdeer of Sister George
Romancing the Turnstone
There's Something about Canary
Shrike
Dirty Harrier
James Bond - Goldfinch
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Parrot 1
Inglorious Bustards
The Gizzard of Oz
Barbet's Feast
Up (oblig.)
I'll Fly Away (oblig.)
The Day of the Grackle
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest (also oblig.)
Dove Story
The Plover
Once Bittern
Cock, Flock and Four Sanderling Barrels
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Tern
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Seagulls
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Albatross
Harry Potter and the Godwit of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Hawk-Brood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows
Bye Bye Birdie (oblig.)
Personal Nest
Good Will Bunting
Wren, Lola, Wren
I'm Gonna Git You Sapsucker
Feather of the Bride
Fowl Play
From Russia with Dove
Dr. GuaNo
Loonraker
Goldeneye
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Monte Carlo or Bustard
There's A Gull In My Soup
Wrong Tern
Nest Side Story
Layer Crake
Broken Sparrow
Eagle-ly Blonde
The African Preen
Das Coot
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Rock Around the Cock
Every Which Way But Goose
Othello, Moorhen of Venice
The Twitchers of Eastwick
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curlew's Gold
Riddle of the Sandpiper
The Re-Skuas
Local Heron
Toucan Play That Game
Last Drongo in Paris
The Real Macaw
King Solomon's Mynahs
Migrate Expectations
Kelly's Herons
Children of a Lesser Godwit
Run, Dodo, Run
A Quail of Two Cities
Battle Beyond the Starling
Raging Bulbul
My Big Fat Grebe Wedding
Far From The Madding Crows
The Raptor
The Tern Commandments
The Kinglet and I
The Last Emperor Penguin
The Ibis
The Cock, The Grebe, His Wrybill, Her Plover
That Thing You Dodo
Force Hen From Navarone
My Starling Clementine
Saturday Nightjar Fever
Bobwhite and the Seven Dwarfs
Saturday Nightingale and Sunday Moor Hen
Catbird on a Hot Tin Roof
Hoopoe Dreams
My Left Coot
Raw Teal
Mallard With A Vengeance
Raiders of the Lost Archaeopteryx
Look Who's Hawking
Moult
Three Men and a Phoebe
Goose Who's Coming to Dinner?
Meet the Flockers
Beyond the Quail
Booby Doll
Flight Club
Seven Birds for Seven Plovers
How Peregrine was My Valley
Anne of the Thousand Jays
Crane Man
The Crane Mutiny
The Great Crane Robbery
Citizen Crane
Good Whippoorwill Hunting
Captain Horatio Hornbill
Dude, Where's My Caracara?

MOVIES FOR DOG AND CAT LOVERS
Where Beagles Dare
A Pug's Life
The Manx in the Iron Mask
Where Beagles Dare (written by Charles Schulz)
Basenji 57
Raging Bulldog
Squeaky Toy Story
The Pitbull and the Pendulum
The Bark Crystal
Then there's always Chevy Chase in Fetch!
Fetch 22
Apocalypse Meow
Pup Fiction
Bone with the Wind
The Dogfather
Hello Collie
Corgi Park
Coll-E
Dude, Where's My Balls? It's the leather jacket...
Bone Free
Frozen Bassets
The Hound of Music
The Docking of Pelham 123
The Scarlet Setter
To Purr, with Love
The Longest Spay
Any Which Way But Leash
A Widdle On The Sands
Prince of Persians
The Thin Red Feline
La Femme Akita
Twin Pekes
Spay Misty For Me
Spayback
Planet Terrier
Lick Balls in Anger - yep, on the peg beside jim's.
Canine from Outer Space
She's the Manx
Raiders of the Lost Bark
The Canine Mutiny
The Seven Year Bitch
The Man From Labrador
Otto's Pussy
Every Which Way But Puss
Rosemary's Rabies`
Bitches
Fever Bitch
Sliding Labradors
Grosse Pointer Blank
The Bitches of Eastwick
Roman Felidae
Paws
Corgi and Bess
The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her Rover
Pooch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Ten Commands
Putting on the Spitz
Bark to the Future
Sin Kitty
The Doberman with the Golden Gun
Abbot & Costello Meet The Wolfhound
Barbarellawoodhouse
I just thought that a better one would be The Man with the Golden Retriever.
The Hunt for Red Setter
A Mutt Above
The Cruel Flea
Fetch Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Reservoir Cats
Raging Pitbull
Top Gundog
Five Pekes in a Balloon
Bone Alone
Sisterhood of the Dribbling Pants
Great Balls of Fur!
Little Sharpei of Horros
Twin Pekes: Fire Walkies With me
Meet the Cockers
Around the World in 80 Danes
No Country For Old English Sheepdogs
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged My Leg
Beaglejuice
A Hard Pad's Night
The Cider House Drools
The Great Train Slobbery
The Whining
The Beagle Has Landed
Watership DOWN!
Setters from Iwo Jima
Rebel Without Claws
The Gundogs of Navarone
Walkie's
Wagtime
Cat 22
MOVIES FOR AND ABOUT POLITICIANS AND CIVIL SERVANTS
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Toy Tory
School For Scandal
Tory! Tory! Tory!
For Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Seven Bribes for Seven Brothers
Quango & Cash
Hunt for Red Tape
Kill Bill
Blair Witch Project
An Officer and Agenda Man
The Hills Have Ayes To The Right
The Man In The White Paper
Hansard and Gretel
Motions 11
Das Vote
The Right Stuff
The Party
My Leftist Foot
The Fall of the House of Commons
Bring Me the Permanent Secretary and Head of Alfredo Garcia
Ghost Fillibusters
Labour Pains
Last Quango in Paris
Run, Lola, Run
Investigation of an Expense Claim Above Suspicion
The Congressman Who Went Up Capitol Hill But Came Down A-Doubtin'
Oranges are Not the Only Fruit, Mr Milligan (coat...)
Margaret Hood - Princess of Milk Thieves
The Masque Of The Red Entryists
The Good, The Bad, and The Politician
Nick and Miriam and David and Samantha
The House of the Seven Gavels
House of Tax
Hide and Leak
Gove, Actually
President Evil
Chiltern Hundreds and One Dalmatians
Blair, Foot in the Park
Whig Trouble in Little China
Porky's Barrel
The Great Expenses Swindle with Johnny Rotten Borough.
The Mancunian Candidate
I Spy Strangers On A Train
Meet Joe Black Rod
Nightmare on Downing Street
The Party
The Greatest Tory Never Sold
Osbourne Free
The Eagle Has Lansley
Das Voting Booth
Spin City
The Ballot of Eskimo Nell
Every Whig Way But Lose
Play Ministry for Me
They Call Me Minister Tibbs!
The Franchise Connection
All the President's Yes-Men
MOVIES FOR CLERGY AND CHURCHGOERSb
The Prince of Tithes
God Day Afternoon
The Vicar Man
Priest is Priest
Rabbi-proof Fence
The French Collection
There's Something About Mary
The French Confession
The Longest Pray
Vicar Victoria
The Pulpit and the Pendulum
Rosary's Baby
The Empire of the Nun
Mormons from Outer Space
God Knows What You Did Last Summer
One Or Two Things God Knows About Her
God, Where's My Car?
Four Wedding Services and a Funeral Service
I Never Promised You A Rosicrucian
Investigation Of A Priest Above Suspicion
Torah! Torah! Torah!
A Pew Good Men
Incense and Sensibility
Preaches
Deity Harry
Mr Holland's Opus Dei - [irach] proper lol for Deity Harry.
Pope and Glory
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sects* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Beauty and the Priest
The Aristocatholics
Bring Me The Head Boy, Alfredo Garcia
The Nuns of Navarone
Top Nun
A Few Good Menorahs
Altar Ego
Raise the Red Lectern
Little Bishop of Horrors
On Golden Pontiff
The Man Who Went Up a Hill, But The Mountain Came To Him
The Italian, Job
Sufi's Choice
The Mask of Zoroastrianism
Tin Pan Allah
Gomorrah Never Comes
Mosque on the Hudson
Baha'i Noon
They Call Me Trinity
The Pulpit and The Pendulum
Atman Begins
Things Are Dukkha All Over
The Treasure of The Holy Madre
The Ten Commandments oblig.
Dial M for Mullah
The Imam with the Golden Gun
Babette's Priest
Monk Business
Guess Who's Comming to Sinner
The Rite Stuff
Catechism on a Hot Tin Roof
Get Him to the Greek Orthodox Church
Mullah on the Orient Express
Imam For All Seasons
V For Vicary
The Dirty Deacon
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sexton But Were Afraid To Ask
Mullah Rouge
The Cruel Holy See
The Silence of the Lamb of God (starring Hannibal's Lectern)
Torah, Torah, Torah!
Missal Impossible
Last Tango in Parish
All Quiet on the Lectern Front
Breakfast at Litany
Abbey Movie
The Last of the Four Deacons
Dude, Where's My Carmelite?
There's Something About the Virgin Mary
Beverly Hills Coptic
Agrapha-phobia
Loose Canons
Cleric the Viking
The Passion for the Christ
Abba: The Movie
Calvary Charge
Thoroughly Modern Mary
A Town Like Chalice
Chalice in Wonderland
A Man for All Diocesans
In The Heat Of The Fiery Furnace
Bring Me The Head Of John The Baptist
Pope and Carols and Bread and Chalice
King, Queen, Nave
Sistine Candles
Animal Psalm
The Little Bishop Of Horrors
For Him the Bell Tolls
Ordinary Steeple
101 Salvations
The God Couple
The 7% Absolution
Absence of Chalice
Service with a Smile
Critical Mass
Abbot a Boy
The Verger Soldiers
The Man Who Would Be King Of The Jews
The Return of the Pink Cantor
Never Say Teva Again
The Karaite Kid
Beadle-juice
Sexton and the City
Priest is Priest
How the Vestment Was Won
Play Sacristy for Me
Pulp Crucifixion
Pet Seminary
The Mitre Quinn
Movies for Gamblers, Bookies, Stockmarket Risktakers and Their Ilk
The Color of Money
Goodbye, Chips
My Left FTSE
Bailoutland
The Man who Fell to Turf
Baccaratatouille
Pitch Blackjack
A Day At The Races oblig.
I'm All Right - Jackpot
Raw Dealer
Jean de Roulette
Tomorrow Never Dice
The Jungle Bookie
The Tote That Rocked
Bet Shorty
The Odds Couple
The Gaming Mate
Dead Cert also oblig.
The Card Counter Monte Cristo
Spike Milligan's Pontoon
Rosemary's Derby
Monte Carlo or Bust oblig
The Men Who Stare At Totes
William Hill's Cop
Bring Me The Bet of Alfredo Garcia
Broke the Bank Mountain
Those Magnificent Men and Their Coin Slot Machines
Casino Loyal
Chipless in Seattle
Gone with the Win
Cool Hand Fluke
Our Pari-Mutuel Friend
The Marked Cards of Zorro
Carry On Up The Ante
Big Momma's Full House
Every Which Way But Lose
The Wager's Edge
How the Bet Was Won
A Man Called Bourse
Stock Around the Clock
The Wizard of Odds
Casino Hot Tin Roof
Roulette The Right One In
The Englishman Who Went To William Hill But Came Down A Mountain
You May Already Have Won A Roman Holiday!!
Run, High Roller, Run
The Texas Hold 'Em Massacre
Bull Market Durham
Stocks Wars
MOVIES FOR FISHERMEN, ANGLERS AND THEIR ILK
Hook
The Thin Red Line
Trawl the President's Men
The Fly
Bring Me the Rod of Alfredo Garcia
Trout of Africa
North by North Utsire
Net Shorty
Cod of War
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