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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Bone Alone
Sisterhood of the Dribbling Pants
Great Balls of Fur!
Little Sharpei of Horros
Twin Pekes: Fire Walkies With me
Meet the Cockers
Around the World in 80 Danes
No Country For Old English Sheepdogs
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged My Leg
Beaglejuice
A Hard Pad's Night
The Cider House Drools
The Great Train Slobbery
The Whining
The Beagle Has Landed
Watership DOWN!
Setters from Iwo Jima
Rebel Without Claws
The Gundogs of Navarone
Walkie's
Wagtime
Cat 22
MOVIES FOR AND ABOUT POLITICIANS AND CIVIL SERVANTS
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Toy Tory
School For Scandal
Tory! Tory! Tory!
For Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Seven Bribes for Seven Brothers
Quango & Cash
Hunt for Red Tape
Kill Bill
Blair Witch Project
An Officer and Agenda Man
The Hills Have Ayes To The Right
The Man In The White Paper
Hansard and Gretel
Motions 11
Das Vote
The Right Stuff
The Party
My Leftist Foot
The Fall of the House of Commons
Bring Me the Permanent Secretary and Head of Alfredo Garcia
Ghost Fillibusters
Labour Pains
Last Quango in Paris
Run, Lola, Run
Investigation of an Expense Claim Above Suspicion
The Congressman Who Went Up Capitol Hill But Came Down A-Doubtin'
Oranges are Not the Only Fruit, Mr Milligan (coat...)
Margaret Hood - Princess of Milk Thieves
The Masque Of The Red Entryists
The Good, The Bad, and The Politician
Nick and Miriam and David and Samantha
The House of the Seven Gavels
House of Tax
Hide and Leak
Gove, Actually
President Evil
Chiltern Hundreds and One Dalmatians
Blair, Foot in the Park
Whig Trouble in Little China
Porky's Barrel
The Great Expenses Swindle with Johnny Rotten Borough.
The Mancunian Candidate
I Spy Strangers On A Train
Meet Joe Black Rod
Nightmare on Downing Street
The Party
The Greatest Tory Never Sold
Osbourne Free
The Eagle Has Lansley
Das Voting Booth
Spin City
The Ballot of Eskimo Nell
Every Whig Way But Lose
Play Ministry for Me
They Call Me Minister Tibbs!
The Franchise Connection
All the President's Yes-Men
MOVIES FOR CLERGY AND CHURCHGOERSb
The Prince of Tithes
God Day Afternoon
The Vicar Man
Priest is Priest
Rabbi-proof Fence
The French Collection
There's Something About Mary
The French Confession
The Longest Pray
Vicar Victoria
The Pulpit and the Pendulum
Rosary's Baby
The Empire of the Nun
Mormons from Outer Space
God Knows What You Did Last Summer
One Or Two Things God Knows About Her
God, Where's My Car?
Four Wedding Services and a Funeral Service
I Never Promised You A Rosicrucian
Investigation Of A Priest Above Suspicion
Torah! Torah! Torah!
A Pew Good Men
Incense and Sensibility
Preaches
Deity Harry
Mr Holland's Opus Dei - [irach] proper lol for Deity Harry.
Pope and Glory
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sects* (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Beauty and the Priest
The Aristocatholics
Bring Me The Head Boy, Alfredo Garcia
The Nuns of Navarone
Top Nun
A Few Good Menorahs
Altar Ego
Raise the Red Lectern
Little Bishop of Horrors
On Golden Pontiff
The Man Who Went Up a Hill, But The Mountain Came To Him
The Italian, Job
Sufi's Choice
The Mask of Zoroastrianism
Tin Pan Allah
Gomorrah Never Comes
Mosque on the Hudson
Baha'i Noon
They Call Me Trinity
The Pulpit and The Pendulum
Atman Begins
Things Are Dukkha All Over
The Treasure of The Holy Madre
The Ten Commandments oblig.
Dial M for Mullah
The Imam with the Golden Gun
Babette's Priest
Monk Business
Guess Who's Comming to Sinner
The Rite Stuff
Catechism on a Hot Tin Roof
Get Him to the Greek Orthodox Church
Mullah on the Orient Express
Imam For All Seasons
V For Vicary
The Dirty Deacon
Everything You Wanted To Know About Sexton But Were Afraid To Ask
Mullah Rouge
The Cruel Holy See
The Silence of the Lamb of God (starring Hannibal's Lectern)
Torah, Torah, Torah!
Missal Impossible
Last Tango in Parish
All Quiet on the Lectern Front
Breakfast at Litany
Abbey Movie
The Last of the Four Deacons
Dude, Where's My Carmelite?
There's Something About the Virgin Mary
Beverly Hills Coptic
Agrapha-phobia
Loose Canons
Cleric the Viking
The Passion for the Christ
Abba: The Movie
Calvary Charge
Thoroughly Modern Mary
A Town Like Chalice
Chalice in Wonderland
A Man for All Diocesans
In The Heat Of The Fiery Furnace
Bring Me The Head Of John The Baptist
Pope and Carols and Bread and Chalice
King, Queen, Nave
Sistine Candles
Animal Psalm
The Little Bishop Of Horrors
For Him the Bell Tolls
Ordinary Steeple
101 Salvations
The God Couple
The 7% Absolution
Absence of Chalice
Service with a Smile
Critical Mass
Abbot a Boy
The Verger Soldiers
The Man Who Would Be King Of The Jews
The Return of the Pink Cantor
Never Say Teva Again
The Karaite Kid
Beadle-juice
Sexton and the City
Priest is Priest
How the Vestment Was Won
Play Sacristy for Me
Pulp Crucifixion
Pet Seminary
The Mitre Quinn
Movies for Gamblers, Bookies, Stockmarket Risktakers and Their Ilk
The Color of Money
Goodbye, Chips
My Left FTSE
Bailoutland
The Man who Fell to Turf
Baccaratatouille
Pitch Blackjack
A Day At The Races oblig.
I'm All Right - Jackpot
Raw Dealer
Jean de Roulette
Tomorrow Never Dice
The Jungle Bookie
The Tote That Rocked
Bet Shorty
The Odds Couple
The Gaming Mate
Dead Cert also oblig.
The Card Counter Monte Cristo
Spike Milligan's Pontoon
Rosemary's Derby
Monte Carlo or Bust oblig
The Men Who Stare At Totes
William Hill's Cop
Bring Me The Bet of Alfredo Garcia
Broke the Bank Mountain
Those Magnificent Men and Their Coin Slot Machines
Casino Loyal
Chipless in Seattle
Gone with the Win
Cool Hand Fluke
Our Pari-Mutuel Friend
The Marked Cards of Zorro
Carry On Up The Ante
Big Momma's Full House
Every Which Way But Lose
The Wager's Edge
How the Bet Was Won
A Man Called Bourse
Stock Around the Clock
The Wizard of Odds
Casino Hot Tin Roof
Roulette The Right One In
The Englishman Who Went To William Hill But Came Down A Mountain
You May Already Have Won A Roman Holiday!!
Run, High Roller, Run
The Texas Hold 'Em Massacre
Bull Market Durham
Stocks Wars
MOVIES FOR FISHERMEN, ANGLERS AND THEIR ILK
Hook
The Thin Red Line
Trawl the President's Men
The Fly
Bring Me the Rod of Alfredo Garcia
Trout of Africa
North by North Utsire
Net Shorty
Cod of War
Raiders of the Lost Shark
Lord of the Flies
The World According to Carp
The Line in Winter
Dude, Where's My Carp?
Carps
Porgy and Bass
Field of Bream
Sole Men
The Outlaw Josey Whales
The Lord of the Herrings
Saury, Wrong Number
Hello, Molly
Catch 22
Catfish On A Hot Tin Roof
The Man Who Sued Cod
Fight Chub
Goldfishfinger
Prawn Free
The Seventh Coelocanth
10 Things I Hake About You
A Clockwork Orange Roughy
Lobsters
Seven Bream for Seven Burbots
Valley of the Dolphins
The Seven Salmonurai
Barbelerella
Bullet-proof Monkfish
A Quantum Of Soleace
Bring Me the Flathead of Alfredo Garcia
James and the Giant Perch
Kick-Wrass
A Touch of Bass
King Conger
Grouperman
Travels with My Anchovy
Wall-Eye
Trawl the President's Men
Hook! Line, and Sinker
Trading Plaices
King Solomon's Minnows
The Krayfish
Pollock, Stockfish and Two Smoked Barramundi
Kiss Me Skate
The Flounder Of The Baskervilles
It Harpooned at the World's Fair
Guppy Love
Love Saury
Chitty Chitty Bangus Bangus
American Pike
Koiaanisqatsi
55 Dace at Peking
Children of a Lesser Cod
Spawn with the Wind
Good Spawning, Viet Nam
Being John Dory Malkovich
The Trawl Guy
Net Shorty
Pilchard III
Mora! Mora! Mora!
The Hunt For Red Snapper
For Whom the Belles Trawl
The Blue Lamprey
Wall-Eye
[KS] BZZZTT!! Repetition
Stickleback Mountain
Look Back In Angler
Goby Dick
Ice Station Zebrafish
MOVIES FOR OTOLARYNGOLOGISTS AND GASTROENTEROLOGISTS
Hoarse Whisperer
My Favorite Ear
A Touch of Gas
Deep Throat oblig.
From Ear To Eternity
Dr. Nose
Catarrh On a Hot Tin Roof
Eustachian Zebra
Lord of Pharynx
A Man Called Ossicle
All the President's Cerumen
Das Bloat
The Final Gut
Up Endoscope
Heartburn After Reading
Aeon Reflux
And The Gastric Band Played On
Sleeping With the Enema
The Jewel of the Bile
The Tummy
House of Ear Wax
Get Throatie
Canal Knowledge
Back Passage To India [Yes, it's the one with a button missing...]
The Fart Pavillions [No, the darker one...]
The Stool Pigeon [Dont bother, I'll get it myself...]
The Chronicles of Hernia
Man of the Ear
Crohn With the Wind
Ileum and Kate: The Movie
The Honorary Tonsil
Deep Impaction
Bring Me The Ear, Nose And Throat Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonoscopy of a Citizen Above Suspicion
Everything You Wanted To Know About Bowels (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Weird Sinus
The People vs. Larynx Flynt
The Rectum of the Hesperus
The Omentum
Secret of the Incus
Free Villi
Toy Snorty
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Throat
The Bare-Assed Contessa
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass-kaban It's on the peg next to Kim's
Hurl, Interrupted
The Runs, Lola's Runs
Nostrildamus
Schindler's Cyst
A Liver runs Through It
The Dying Gall
The War of Cirrhosis
All The President's Polyps
The Green Pile
All the President's Phlegm
The Villi of the Damned
La Vie en Nose
The Post-nasal Drip
The Big Sneezy
I can't believe we've not had The Turd Man yet.
The Bowels of St Trinians
Pirates of the Duodenum
The Men who Stare down Throats
The Guts, The Batty and The Ulcer
East Of Adenoids
One Or Two Things I Know About Hernias
Young Frank Intestines
Snot White and the Seven Dwarfs
A-Snot-Calypse Now
The Sound of Mucus
Deaf And Dumber
Enteropathy of the Dragon
Polyps Academy
Dude, Where's My Catarrh?
Wheezy Rider
The Penicillin Adventure
Hidden textQuite what I am having right now. I was given a pencillin-based antibiotic after a dog bite and am reacting badly to it.

MOVIES FOR OPHTHALMOLOGISTS AND OPTOMETRISTS
Eyes Station Zebra
The Big E-asy
No Specs Please, We're British
Squint City
Contacts
Styes Like Us
Wall-Eyed
Dude, Where's My Cornea?
Hocus Focus
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
Legally Blind
Cataract on a Hot Tin Roof
Macula
[irach] Would that be the Pince-nez of Darkness?
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Monocle of Riddick
Where Eagles Stare
The Stye Who Loved Me
LASIK Instinct
The Wizard of Orbs
Dioptre Another Day
Mon-ocle d'Amérique
Lash Gordon
Focus Pocus
Harry Potter and the Annulus of Zinn
Flash Gordon and the Zonule of Zinn
The Men Who Squint Myopically At Goats
All The Presbyopic Men
After Laser Surgery You Can See Forever
Three Colours: Blue
Three Colours: Brown
Three Colours: Hazel
Indiana Jones: The Last Cross-Eyed
Our Man's Squint
Raising Snellen
8½/20
The Eye Chart of Darkness
Close Encounters of the Blurred Kind
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Astigmatism
Lens Miserables
Myopic Thunder
Saturday Night Fovea
The Luck of the Iris
It's a AMD AMD AMD AMD World
Tales of the Undetected
Sight of a Woman
Eyes Wide Shut
The Bifocal Thief
Seebiscuit
The Andromeda Eyestrain
The Dirty Drusen
Like Water For Choriocapillaris
Papillitis
Vision Quest
Vision Impossible
The Draughtsman's Pupils Contract
The Seven Precent Dilation
Retina Hot Tin Roof
Astigmata
Meet The Bifocals
Little Bifocals
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
Drive-ing Glasses
MOVIES FOR GREENGROCERS
8 1/2 Leeks
Quince of Persia
The Englishman who Went Up some Dill and Came Down a Plantain
The Man with the Golden Delicious
The Blue Legume
Sprout of Africa
The Care Pears Movie
Raisin Arizona
The Plum of All Fears
The Grape Escape
The Picture of Durian Gray
Last Mango in Paris
Beans from a Mall
Some Like It Pluot
Herbie Goes Bananas
Kiwi's Great Adventure
Date Movie
Mr Smith Goes to Squash-ington
One Flew Over the Cucumber's Nest
Anyway, shouldn't the title of this round be Movie's for Greengrocer's? Ow, that hurt to type.
The Gourds Must be Crazy
Apostrophe Now
When Haricot Met Sally
Broken Marrow
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asparagus
Bring Me The Veg Of Alfredo Garcia
Dude, Where's My Carrot?
Swede Home Alabama
The Pea Movie
The Cruel Pea
Moong-struck
8 Lime
Ex-calabash
[jim] Enough of the prepostery/ Plurals need no apostrophe...
The Fruit and the Yarrow
The Thyme Machine
Rosemary, Baby
24 Hour Parsley People
Rhubarb-arella
How Green Were My Beans
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
Hello, Dolichos
A Very Special Fava
The Phantom of the Okra
The Postman Always Brings Spice
There Will be Blood Oranges
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