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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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There's A Girl In My Suit
Dances With Wools
Satin Lovers
The Twill Of It All
Uncommon Velour
The Crepes oof Wrath
Robin Snood
Gun Smock
Gown Fight at the OK Corral
Guess Who's Talking Tutu
Gowns of Navarone
Top Gown
Gown With the Wind

The Used Car Salesman's Film Club

Das Boot
Paint Your Wagon
Monte Carlo or Rust
Bring Me The Head Gasket Of Alfredo Garcia
The Magnificent Austin Seven
The Silencer Of The Lambs
Rear Window oblig.
The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Ford Galaxy
Forest Sump
Hyundai Another Day
Austin Metro, International Car of Mystery
Alfa Romeo And Juliet
The Cruel Seat
Air Con
Car Wars: A Hope with One Previous, Careful Lady Owner
Car Wars: The Empire Strikes Hatchback
Car Wars: Saturn of the Jedi
The Passion of the Chrysler
Driven By Miss Daisy
Radiator
Starsky and Clutch
Point Brake
Chitty-Chitty Banger
The Yellow Rolls Royce oblig.
Carry On VW Camper
The Prius Of Miss Jean Brodie
Carry On Cleo oblig.
Jason and the Juggernauts
A Van For All Seasons
A Fish Called Honda
Robin Reliant - Prince Of Thieves
Where Anglias Fear To Tread
St. Elmo's Firebird
Nova Say Nova Again
The Treasure of the Sierra 2.0GLS
A Passat To India
Car Wars: Return of the Jetta
Fiat With a Hot Tin Roof
Never On A Hyundai
Beetle Juice
Bronco Billy
Finding Limo
Camaro Never Dies
Jeepless in Seattle
Truck to the Future
Carmageddon
Hondaworld
The Audi Couple
Dodge City
The Red LeBaron
Empire of the Datsun
The da Vinci Skoda
20,000 Leagues on the Clock
The Little Chop-Shop of Horrors
Some Like It MOT
Jeepless in Seattle
My Blue Lemon
Silverado
The Trouble with Ferrari
Hummer Of '42
The Land Rover That Time Forgot
One Million CC
The Longest Daewoo
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Seat
Paint Your VolksWagen
Lorry Of Arabia
The Blue Macks
Singer In The Rain
Car From The Madding Crowd
I'm All Right Bottle Jack
Citroen Kane
Captain Mitsubishi's Mandolin
The Prisoner Of Honda
South Pajero
The Gear Hunter
The Creature From The Black Lagonda
Toyota Story
A Bug's Life
Dashboard of the Rings
Miata Me in St. Louis
Mazda-Gas-Car
A 'Rover Runs Through It
Jurassic Car Park
Carlton-Browne of the FSO
Paint Your Kublewagen
Trabantz
2001: A Honda Odyssey
The Great Ford Escape
Coupe Dreams
Sedan In Real Life
Sedan Of A Thousand Days
Sedan For All Seasons
A Van For All Seasons
Vauxhall Viva Las Vegas
The Picture of DeLorean Gray
Hybrid On The River Kwai
Sentra Stage
Mad Maxima Beyond Thunderbird
Crash Of The Titans
The Blue Maxi
2001 - An Espace Odyssey
Broken Camaro
Austin Se7en
Chrysler Beloved Country
Spyder-Man
Jean de Corvette
Happy Fiat
The Silencers of the Lamborghinis
The Third Van
The Man with the Golden Mitsubishi Shogun
The Sunroof Also Rises
Bring Me The Head Of Allegro Garcia
Maestro and Commander
Little Saab of Horrors
Model T Behavior
Hocus Ford Focus
Datsun Cogs
The Horseless Whisperer
Honda Waterfront
On Holden Pond
A Streetka Named Desire
The Daewoo the Jackal
Taurus Bulba
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Escort
Seven Test Rides for Seven Brothers
The Seven Suzuki Samurai
The Great Ford Escape
Lord of the Sebrings
[Softers] Is that to go with James Clavell's Mitsubishi Shogun?
Carry On Clio
Caddie Lack
Jurassic Car Park
Charlie's Anglias


MOVIES FOR RESTURANT, CAFE AND PIZZERIA STAFF

Guess Who's Coming to Diner
Grease
Grate Expectations
Diner (oblig.)
Mystic Pizza (oblig.)
The X-Menu
Those Magnigficent Men and their Frying Machines
Romancing the Stone-baked
A Man For All Seasoning
Frite Willy
Mad Macs
Goodbye, Miss the Chips
Good Veal Hunting
A Wok To Remember
Silence Of The Lamb Chops
Carry On Kebaberie
The Dessert Fox
Kitchen Run
Tandoori Is The Night
Three Dace of the Condor
The Invention of Frying
The French Confection
Bring Me the Breadsticks of Alfredo Garcia
Any Which Way But Mousse
2001 - A Spice Odyssey
A Simple Flan
Lettuce Dance
King Solomon's Wines
The Pork Shank Redemption
Tip Gun
Jacob's Platter
In the Bill of the Night
Like Waiter for Chocolate
A View To a Grill
To Grill a Cooking Bird
The Fry Cook Next Door
20,000 Leeks Under The Sea
A Mushroom With A View
Soup Dreams
Mash of the Titans
Chitty Chitty Banger Banger
Mary Popcorns
Saturday Night And Sundae Morning
Adam's Ribs
Lord of the Meringues
Herbie Peels Bananas
Some Like Eats Hot
The Frying Game
Goodbye Mr Chips
Starter Trek
Entrée: The Dragon
Ramequin
The Deviled Eggs and Mrs. Jones
Wok Around the Clock
100 Trifles
The All-Day Breakfast Club
The Sandwiches of Eastwick
The Chicken a la King and I
The Good, the Bad, and the Unfit For Human Consumption
The Cover Charge of the Light Brigade
I Was Monty's Double Boiler
Some Like It Saute
Braise the Red Lamb Tongue
Manon of the Spring Roll
Breads
There's Something About Bain Marie
A Man for All Seasonings
Michelin Star Wars
The Cruet Sea
Who ordered rabbit, Roger?
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Shishkebab
In Bed With My Doner
My Big Mac Greek Wedding
Barbie-rella (starring Jane Fondue)
It's a Wonderful Loaf
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
The House That Dripped Blood Pudding
Braising Arizona
Cheeses Of Nazareth
The Quails of August
Peggy's Suet Got Curried
I Spit on Your Gravelax
I Spit-Roast on Your Grave
Iron-Naan
Jus, William?
Murders in the Roux Morgue
The Currant of Monte Cristo
Shepherds Pies Like Us
Captain Corelli's Madeline
3 Bacon, 2 Egg, 2 Sos, Mushrm, Beans, Chips and Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle-stop Café
[Now that's what I call breakfast.]
[Software] Or Captain Corelli's Mandoline (almost oblig.)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Mutton
Paté Hearst
Jamie Oliver!
Ronay, Lola, Ronay
(following on from nfras' earlier entries) I Spit On Your Gravy
Drinking Straw Dogs
The Inedibles
The Lady Garnishes
Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
Soylent Greens
Se7en, Thirt13n, F4rty-6ix, Fi5ty-Thr3e, and Fried Rice for Four
Twelve Monkey Brains
Stir Fry Crazy
The Right Stuffing
The French Bean Connection
Braisedheart
The Aga and I
Waitressing For Godot
To Sirloin, With Love
Escape to Vichysoisse
Meat Me In St. Louis
The Great Escalope
Bring Me The Head Waiter, Alfredo Garcia
The Passion of the Rice
Peggy's Sous Chef Got Married
The Loin in Winter
Educating Raita
What About Kebob?
Naan But the Brave
The Flim-Flan Man
Hoop Creams

Movies for People with Infectious Diseases

Snotley Green
The World Is Not a Cough
Fried Green Buboes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Herpes: The Love Bug Rather proud of that one :-)
Bring Me The Head Lice of Alfredo Garcia
Lord of the Ringworm
Reach For The Stye
Jason and the Golden Staph
Gastro-boy
Sunset Strep
Chicken Pox Run
White Men Can't Mump
Runs, Lola, Runs
The Spy Who Came Down With The Cholera
Burn After Using
There"s Something About Typhoid Mary
La Vida es Rubella
STD Willy
Miami Lice
The Desert Pox
Plague Misty For Me
Typhoid Mary Poppins
Germs of Endearment
The King and Stye
The Phlegm and the Arrow
TB Movie
Tango and Rash
Saturday Night Fever
A Shingle Man
Babesiosis in Toyland
Anthrax of Green Gables
Pollyanthrax
Forrest Mumps
The Croup
Iron Lung Man
Flulander
The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank Coat!
Men In Gitis
Urban Cowpox
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Syph
Pus in Boots
Soylent Gangrene
Yaws
HPV's Big Adventure
The Runs of Navarone
Quaran-Teen Wolf
SARS Attacks
Doctor Whooping Cough
Gonorrhea With The Wind
Chlamydia Diary
Abcess of Malice
Travels with My Antibiotic
The Spirochaete who Loved Me
Where Measles Dare
La Vita è Rubella
Goodbye, MMR Chips
The Rash On The Christ
Vomit To Eternity sorrysorrysorry
The Man From CarbU.N.C.L.E.
Stand By Measles
Chickenpox Run
How Gangrenous Was My Valley
The Gangrene's All Here
A Pimple Plan
Message in a Boutilism
Thrush Hour
Hannah and her Cycstitis
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Herpes
Run, Ebola, Run
Wen The Day Well?
VD For Vendetta
VD People
The Blood Test of Flu Man Aaaaaa-Choo
The Cannonball Runs
Cool Hand Fluke
The Taenia Commandments
Cinema Parasito
The Infectables
Sex and the Shingle Girl
Conjunctival Warfare
Pink Eye (James Bond)
Veni, V.D. Vici
Infector Gadget
The Shaw Chancre Redemption
MRSA Brown
The Color Purpura
The Septic
R*A*S*H
Robin Hood: Meningitis
Mississippi Burning Sensation
Christmas with the Cramps
Star Trek III: The Squirts for Spock
Fried Green Apple Splatters at the Whistlestop Cafe
Eczemen
Captains Contagious
Ebola for Columbine
The Spy Who Came in With a Cold
The Men Who Stare at Gout
The Sorcerer's Appendix

Movies for Kindergarten Teachers

Finger Paint Your Wagon
Crayons and Punishment
Play School of Rock
Dog Day Afternoon Nap
Neverending Storytime
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
The Good, The Bad, and The Horrid
Bring Me The Headlice of Alfredo Garcia
Carry On Lego
Milk (Obviously pre-Thatcher...)
Children of A Lesser Bod
I'm Gonna Git You Thumb Sucka
The Crying Game
Any Which Way But Mother Goose
Wallace & Vomit on The Wrong Trousers
The Cruel ABC
Driving Miss Muffett
Thelma and Louise, Stop that at once!
Four Weeings and a Tantrum
The Madness of King George - don't do that...
The Sandbox of Iwo Jima
The Sandpit and the Pendulum
All About My Mummy
Lord of the Ring Around the Rosies
Scream
A Nits Tale
Rat-a-Tattle
Shop of Little Horrors
Oh! What a Lovely Waaah
Up in the Hair
To state the obvious...(truly sorry about this)
Kindergarten Cop (and subsequent sequels)
The Seventh Wail
Icky Cristina Barfs-Alone-A
MOVIES FOR GEOLOGISTS AND ROCKHOUNDS
Rock Around the Clock
The Sod in the Stone
True Grit
Rocky oblig
The Seventh Zeolite
Yours, Mine and Ores
The Best Little Orehouse in Texas
Iron Pyrites of the Caribbean
Bauxite Helena
Somewhat unimaginatively Dune
Romancing the Stone
From the soundtrack - Limestone Cowboy
Metamorphic Power Rangers
Sendimentary Journey
Heaven's Agate
Singing in the Moraine
Butte and the Beast
Pangaea's Labyrinth
Gondwana with the Wind
Opal Joey
Gneiss Station Zebra
Beyond the Shale
Every Which Way But Loess
Syncline City
Lava Story
The Fissure King
Like Water for Chalk-late
Hawk the Slater
The Thin Red Fault Line
Of Pumice and Men
Lode of the Rings
Joe Versus the Volcano
Lindler's Schist
The Igneous File
Weathering Heights
Vein Man
For a Fistful of Dolomite
Fanny and Alexandrite
Bowling for Columbite
Shale a Crooked Ship
Stalagtite 17
Valley of the Dolomite
Trona
Granite of the Apes
The Wizard of Osumilite
Azurite It
A Midsummer Sagenite's Dream
The Wolfram
Throw Marmatite From the Train
The Passion of the Christophite
A Christmas Carrolite
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxite
The Invention of Lyingite
Bluejohn Velvet
Sl8 Mile
Granite Hotel
Catseye on A Hot Tin Roof
Boxing Galena
Jade in America
Charlie and the Chalk Factory
School of Rock Oblig.
Pyrites of the Caribbean
Our Man's Flint
Saturday Nitre Fever
In the Peat of the Night
Geodes and Monsters
Curious Gorge
How Green Was My Malachite
Bring Me the Headwall of Alfredo Garcia
The Shales of August
He-matite, Master of the Universe
Gorillas in the Schist
MoraineMan
The 1185 Dalmatian Islands
Karst Away
Sense and Sedimentary
Bitumen in Black
Things are Tuff All Over
MOVIES FOR ORNITHOLOGISTS
The Birds (oblig.)
Twin Beaks
Who's that Gull?
One Or Two Things That I Know About Herons
Duck Soup (oblig)
Bring me the bufflehead of Alfredo Garcia
Four Lapwings and a Fulmar
The Seven Year Twitch
Loonstruck
The Sandpipers of Iwo Jima
The Killdeer of Sister George
Romancing the Turnstone
There's Something about Canary
Shrike
Dirty Harrier
James Bond - Goldfinch
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Parrot 1
Inglorious Bustards
The Gizzard of Oz
Barbet's Feast
Up (oblig.)
I'll Fly Away (oblig.)
The Day of the Grackle
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest (also oblig.)
Dove Story
The Plover
Once Bittern
Cock, Flock and Four Sanderling Barrels
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Tern
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Seagulls
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Albatross
Harry Potter and the Godwit of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Hawk-Brood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows
Bye Bye Birdie (oblig.)
Personal Nest
Good Will Bunting
Wren, Lola, Wren
I'm Gonna Git You Sapsucker
Feather of the Bride
Fowl Play
From Russia with Dove
Dr. GuaNo
Loonraker
Goldeneye
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Monte Carlo or Bustard
There's A Gull In My Soup
Wrong Tern
Nest Side Story
Layer Crake
Broken Sparrow
Eagle-ly Blonde
The African Preen
Das Coot
Raiders of the Lost Lark
Rock Around the Cock
Every Which Way But Goose
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